What is you earliest recollection of life?

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I was 8 or 9 months old. Yes. Months. I was sitting with my parents (well, my mother was holding me in her arms, I wasn't really sitting) near a fountain in Holland. And I was drinking some apple juice.

I'm not making this up. I asked my parents if I was imagining this, and they were very surprised that I could remember it.