Real life (the game!)

[Typhoid]

There is no Vancouver. There is a Victoria.


I had one life where i wa a millionaire, my looks were 100, and i had 7 wives and 10 kids when i died at 84 from a stroke.


Making characters is boring though.

I think i'll stick with randomised ones.

[ZebraRampage]

I started the game, yet I found I couldn't really do anything. All the controls you can't use. Do I have to do something first...? *goes to check the tutorial*

I can't do any of the actions, and I can't zoom in and out..

Do I just keep hitting "Age a Year"?

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

There is no Vancouver. There is a Victoria.

I moved to Vancouver. You can move places. Don't correct me again or you'll get a whoopin.

[Jonbo298]

Here's mine. I lived to be 100 and died of Colon Cancer

[Acebot44]

Born in St. Petersburg. From parents, I have been gifted with extraordinary athletic ability. Got dumped like 3 times. Refused proposal about 2 times. One daughter. Wife died at 46 from Lymphoma. I was a Community Leader and a Judge with a graduate degree in Government. Died at age 73 from an infection due to my weakend state. Never made more than 100,000 rupees. Arrested 3 times by the government.

[Typhoid]

I was a little Nigerian girl who died at age 0 from malnutrition.



This game is a bringdown, you never really get good things, people always die from cancer, or get herpes or something.




EDIT:


I would hate to be my adotpted asian girl. Her name is Shi-ting. Yes, as in what you do in the bathroom.

This is a strange journal entry:

42 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Discovered I am infertile.

Daughter Shi-ting born.

[Rumpelstilzchen]

My second attempt was a homosexual Taiwanese. After getting dumped by male-after-male we turned Bi and got a girl pregnant. Then, he joined the military, proposed, and got left with a child. After finding another woman, he had another child and became a sergeant. There were a few years of lavish living, but it ended poorly. Wife was clinically depressed for ages, and his health rarely rose above 40. He continually attended political events... but somehow, he was arrested for anti-government plotting (despite being in the military). Released the same year, he changed to Logging because he was too old. And then the old man went blind and had to be a sub-farmer. At that time, he made less money than his wife, and decided to have a heart-attack.

[ZebraRampage]

Originally Posted by Rumpelstilzchen

My second attempt was a homosexual Taiwanese. After getting dumped by male-after-male we turned Bi and got a girl pregnant. Then, he joined the military, proposed, and got left with a child. After finding another woman, he had another child and became a sergeant. There were a few years of lavish living, but it ended poorly. Wife was clinically depressed for ages, and his health rarely rose above 40. He continually attended political events... but somehow, he was arrested for anti-government plotting (despite being in the military). Released the same year, he changed to Logging because he was too old. And then the old man went blind and had to be a sub-farmer. At that time, he made less money than his wife, and decided to have a heart-attack.

Nice story..