Always wanted to start a thread

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

You are one dense fella aint ya jonads?

You decide first, then post it.

Your a brave, brave man,

Yeah well, I figured what the hell. What's the worst thing that could happen.

*Generic fat joke here*

[Typhoid]

Yo Mommas so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Yo mommas so fat, for a tampon she uses rope and a roll of napkins.

Yo mommas so fat,When she hauls ass, she needs to take 2 trips.

[Professor S]

Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself...

[bobcat]

your mum is so ugly that she made an onion cry

well u can have ugly jokes too right?

[Dark Samurai]

Any kind of yo mamma jokes are fine with me.

Anyway,

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses the 405 as a slip-and-slide!

Yo mamma'a so stupid, she thought that 409 was a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a boomerang to tie her belt.

Yo mamma's so poor, that when I came over to her house, I rang the doorbell, and she came from behind the fence and said, "DING DONG!!"

[Typhoid]

Yo mommas so fat when she wears red, kids walk and shout behind her " Kooooolaaaiiiiid"

Yo mommas so fat when she wears yellow, people yell "Taxi!"

[Swan]

Originally Posted by The Strangler

Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself...

That is the greatest one ever. +rep

[Dark Samurai]

Originally Posted by deejzguy

That is the greatest one ever. +rep

kiss ass...