Bush found dead, surrounded by relatives!

[Professor S]

Off Topic -

Let the big boys play, and you just go and take a nap

Ok, someone is stealing my material. Its not that I really care, but I would at least like a citation or a footnote acknowledging the author. Thank you.



EDIT - Oh, so it was Typhoid. You owe me $1.67 in royalties.

[Stonecutter]

The other day I was walking to 7-Eleven and I came upon an otter and I thought to myself "now that's odd, what's an otter doing in the middle of Belmont? I couldn't come up with an answer to that question so I just kept on waking.


A little later I was walking back home and a guy coming the opposite direction said "dude, you'll never believe it, there's an otter in the middle of the road!" and I was like "yeah, I saw it earlier"

It was a weird ****ing day, lemme tell ya.