Random Thought Thread/Blog/Thing

[Typhoid]

I was golfing one time with my brother, and i walked over to my cart and took a sip of my pop, and in my mouth was this wierd big, bug, thing....that wasnt very cool.


Then another time when i was golfing i had to park the cart, and since we were on the green, it cant be too close.
Anyways, it was me him and 3 other people, and we were all putting.

I had recently purchaced a muffin in saran wrap. But a crow thought it looked mighty tasty anyways and decided to try to take it.

I thought it was funny at first, but he followed us for every hole after that, so he was wathcing us for about 10 holes.
I got extremely sick of it, so i ate the muffin.
"That'll learn him" I though.
Soon threafter the crow attacked me, as if it just witnessed me eating its baby.