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This guy's selling his friend's soul XD

My best friend's immortal soul
Author: Seademondc8 (---.client.comcast.net)
Date: 14-06-04 22:09

Hello potential investors!
My name is Spencer A. Jerome and I have the sale of a lifetime. For one measly Gmail invite, you'll get the ultimate buyer's item! Jesse Logsdon's soul!
It all happened on a fateful Tuesday in Physics. Jessie said he'd do anything if he could get a girlfriend.
"Anything?" I asked.
"Anything" he said.
And so I had him sign a paper giving me exclusive rights to his soul. The next day he had a girlfriend. Sure, there was an unfortunate break-up, but that was covered in the original details of the contract.
His soul is mine, and I'm offering it to all of you!

This is a one-time offer, and supplies are limited. His soul can be used as a foot rest, as a offering to whatever diety you may worship, you'll now look fashinable in a black trenchcoat, and just by wishing it you can cause a random person pain! That's right! Take Jesse Logsdon's soul while supplies last!

*shrugs and walks away*