Drunk guy

GameMaster · 06-03-2004, 06:13 PM

Oh, man Jason this is so funny, I'm literally chuckling softly to myself. You have to promise me that you'll update this thread everytime you guys have an encounter with the drunk. And maybe some day you guys could sneak a picture of him. Can't wait to hear more! +rep for entertaining story!

Jason1 · 06-03-2004, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

Oh, man Jason this is so funny, I'm literally chuckling softly to myself. You have to promise me that you'll update this thread everytime you guys have an encounter with the drunk. And maybe some day you guys could sneak a picture of him. Can't wait to hear more! +rep for entertaining story!

Sneaking a picture actually shouldnt be all that hard...I should be able to do it, I just havent gotten around to it yet. Im glad you find it amusing. Another funny thing about this guy is that every day he gets in some wierd outfit, looks like something that he would go to work in or something, but he never goes anywhere. Just sits on his porch.

Jason1 · 06-09-2004, 07:09 PM

6/9/04

Today he was out yet again. He was out during break, but the real fun started after lunch. There were probably 5 or 6 of us out there, minding our own busniess, when he yelled something from his usual spot on the porch. It was uncomprehensible, like usual. The kid that likes to egg him on made his usual bird call to the guy, and he then stood up and stared, while he had his one hand near his head, almost like he is saluting(hes done this before). He didnt hold that position for long, until he was yelling again...this time he seemed to target a specific one of us, because he was pointing and the kid that likes to egg us on pointed at his younger brother, who seemed to be the target. You still couldnt get much of what he was saying though. A couple of the guys started yelling jibberish back to him, which was histarically funny. Soon it started to rain, so we kinda ducked under the edge of the building. He then walked to the side of his porch almost like he was looking for something, came up with nothing, then walked back up to his usual chair on his porch and gave us all the thumbs down. We all gave him thumbs up. Then the cable guy pulled up, and what followed looked to me like the cable guy trying to explain something to the guy, and the cable guy getting frustrated, and the crazy guy pointing up at his satellite dish several times. It was then time for us to go inside so thats where it ended. When me and another kid left for home a few hours later, he yelled stuff at us yet again, again un-comprehensible. As we drove by his house he yelled some more. I will probably take my camera to work tomorrow to try to get a picture for you guys.

Dylflon · 06-09-2004, 07:27 PM

I like these adventures involving the crazy drunk man. Have you considered publishing all of these stories into a book? Maybe you could do some illistrations.

Jason1 · 06-09-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

I like these adventures involving the crazy drunk man. Have you considered publishing all of these stories into a book? Maybe you could do some illistrations.

Yea, maybe I will make a book out of these sometime down the road. But there's probably many many stories still ahead, so Im nowhere near ready to do something like that. I should start putting dates on my entry's.

GameMaster · 06-09-2004, 10:35 PM

LOL, again, another hilarious adventure. I can't wait to see his picture. It was also funny how the cable guy reacted to his craziness.

Typhoid · 06-10-2004, 05:21 PM

Indeed the hilarity emits.....

Jason1 · 06-10-2004, 05:33 PM

6/10/04

PLEASE READ THE ARTICLE BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE. I NEED TO EXPLAIN THE PICTURE!

Today after lunch he was out again. Not long after several of us got out there, he stood up and stared, as if waiting, beckoning for a retaliation from us. Sure enough that one kid that loves to egg him on made his usual bird call, and the guy sat down, as if thats all he got up for. Not much happened for a few minutes, then he started yelling again. He yelled something that was really short, just one word, not sure what it was. Immediatley after hearing this the usual co-worker yelled something really quick back at him, then the drunk guy yelled it again, then the co-worker again, and they went on like this for probably 30 seconds, both yelling things that werent words. He started yelling some more and the same kid made his bird calls, this time doing a dance along with them, where he squatted and flapped his arms.

As I was going out to my car at the end of they day, he yelled something at me, and I kinda understood some of it. It definatley had something to do with beer, he either wanted to sell me some beer or give me a beer or possibly he wanted beer from me. I wouldnt attempt a guess as to which it actually was.

I did get a picture today as I was driving by after work. Now I took it while in my car while driving, so I didnt exactly get him centered, and it isnt as clear as it could be, but I'll try for a better one tomorrow. In the picture you can clearly see the guys house and porch. That yellow tape out front is around some large hole, I assume the city was doing some pipe work or something. The Drunk man is on the left side of the porch, wearing his usual blue work outfit and blue hat. The guy next to him is his buddy who just sits there most of the time, never gets up or anything through all of these incidents. Near the right of the picture you can see the start of the alley where he stood and stared at us, as talked about in the 6/3/04 entry. If you look very closely near the tree on the front right of the house, you can see his satellite dish just barely through the trees, mounted on the side of his house. Last but not least, if you look in my rearview mirror, you can see the roof of the building where I work, very near that roof is where we take our breaks outside, just a little to the right.