Favorite George W. Bush quotes

Typhoid · 05-27-2004, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Canyarion

He really made Europe laugh. Thanks for voting for him!

People voted for him?!?! I think it was actually tied in votes...but the people who decide, decided that he would be the most amusing while trying to give speeches and whatnot. Plus Al Gore is just plain boring.

Crash · 10-21-2004, 04:18 PM

Bringing up the past bush quotes thing:

These quotes were actually said by Dan Quayle, not george w. bush (Dan Quayle was george bush seniors' vice president, so i dont know how it got translated to George W.) Democrats

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If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
--9/15/88

just think it's funny how one person says one thing, and everyone takes it as gospol truth.

(no disrespect for dylflon)

Here are some funny (not as dumb though) Kerry Quotes:

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"We are gathered here today to remind you that we are gathered here today." John Kerry 2004

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"I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach... That's hunting."

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"People have asked me what it is like to run for the highest, most powerful office in the land... I have no earthly idea."

Crono · 10-21-2004, 04:34 PM

Funny pics:

My favourite is the washing machine one.

Typhoid · 10-21-2004, 06:06 PM

My favourite Bush quote.

"The French dont even have a word for 'Entrepreneur'."

*cough*

Wow...

Professor S · 10-22-2004, 01:07 PM

Wow, a Bush bashing thread? How very original on this forum. And by the way, I've NEVER seen those quotes before... ever... especially not on this forum. Nope. Accolades on the excellent use of bandwidth.

Null · 10-22-2004, 01:36 PM

*hands strangler a tissue*

as for the thread...

Professor S · 10-22-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Null

*hands strangler a tissue*

Sorry if I'm a little dissappointed with the lack of originality and silly masturbatory backslapping going around in here. Not to mention that this thread has been done to death a million times before.

But hey, if it makes you feel better. Do it.