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Old 05-18-2004, 03:18 PM   #16
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Totally bizarre. They must have been totally sheltered from all worldly things. I wonder how much else they don't know...
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:27 PM   #17
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Are they Christian or something?.....and they still dont know about sex...(until now)..man, i would have Understood if they were Aumish(sp?) or something.....
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:23 PM   #18
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Think of it this way, They must have had a really great relationship to be able to stay together for so long without sex. Now they'll have a perfect one. Lol.
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Old 05-18-2004, 06:42 PM   #19
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I find this hard to believe. They may be exaggerating the truth
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Old 05-18-2004, 07:27 PM   #20
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Didn't anything ever happen at night time under the blankets?
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:02 PM   #21
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Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.
This actually dosent surprise me as much as it probably should. Some people live INCREDIBLY sheltered lives. Even a few I know personally. Like this one kid im actually fairly good friends with...now im pretty sure he knows what sex is and how to have it, but if you mention anything that he would deem inapropriate he gets very angry. Dont get me wrong, hes a nice kid and all, but he just needs to loosen up a little. Its just the way your brought up.
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:54 AM   #22
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Didn't anything ever happen at night time under the blankets?
Yeah makes me wonder.... it's only natural to want to touch eachother, right??
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Old 05-20-2004, 05:42 PM   #23
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Yeah makes me wonder.... it's only natural to want to touch eachother, right??

Which keeps making me think this story is fake. They've been together for eight years and never did anything? You've got to believe they would have at least tried something, and eventually went on to other things eventually something would have happened. And they would have been like, "Oh we remember that, that's what could happen?!?!?"
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:19 AM   #24
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whoa....just....whoa....no words....just whoa
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