Cookies: Weapons of Mass Destruction?

[Dyne]

My brother sits inbetween two highly allergic nuts in his grade 5 class.. er.. people with nut allergies.

Honestly, I can see that they want to live normal lives, but my brother just wants to have a peanut butter sandwich one day, for gods sake. The least thing they could do is correlate anybody with allergies in special classes, lunch rooms, or schools, or something. My brother isn't allowed to have anything with nuts. It's nuts.

I would wave a cookie in their face, but I wouldn't treat it like that. This report was pretty funny.