That was close.

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by The Germanator

For jeepnut:

Judging by the sizeable phallic symbol protruding from Ivan Garcia's crotch area, it could be safely said that he was a little bit horny today.

That was capital!

I do declare that that man was almost subjected to a rather painful intrusion from that bull. I'm quite satisfied that the old chap came out with all his vital organs intact.