(Game) I have it worse

Dylflon · 02-19-2004, 12:55 PM

Now, don't be afraid to change the subject if the persons previous post includes some other elements.

Oh yeah, well one time I was watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they jumped out of my TV and kicked me in the face.

DimHalo · 02-19-2004, 01:04 PM

one time i got kicked in the face by a 500 pound gorilla ... now I am blind and can't taste watermelon

GameMaster · 02-19-2004, 01:34 PM

I pretend to be blind when I'm tasting the gorilla's massive...

bobcat · 02-19-2004, 04:07 PM

I was adopted by a gorilla family, and a monkey.........i eat nothing but bananas.

mickydaniels · 02-19-2004, 04:10 PM

I've eaten nothing but bananas ever since my gorilla wife left me...

Canyarion · 02-19-2004, 04:55 PM

Well I wish she would have stayed with you, I can't get the ugly bitch off me. :eek:
edit: GM you can't.

GameMaster · 02-19-2004, 05:37 PM

Can I get off by looking at you? When my wife tried, she got angry at me.