Happy New Year 2004 - Page 2

GiMpY-wAnNaBe · 01-01-2004, 02:20 PM

parents dragged me to some friend of the family's house, who was having a party, his video game collection would make gekko envious

Null · 01-01-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PureEvil

My New Year's resolution is to have each and every one of you motherf*ckers kiss my f*cking ass.

considering most are guys here... you made kinda a homosexual resolution this year huh?

Joeiss · 01-01-2004, 05:07 PM

Wow... I spent last night at a hotel, and it was rockin. I drank a 355mL of vodka (mixed it with some red fruitee, of course) and many a beer. It was a good night.

I don't really remember much of what happened, but it is all coming back to me slowly. And all I gotta do now is kind of remember a time line of the events, cuz I have no clue when I did what, haha.

So basically, I got drunk, got some action off this nice gal, danced alot, and then passed out! Twas fun. Oh, and I think I was freestyling at some point... But those memories are vague, hahaha.

Resolutions: Not sure yet... I'll probably make a couple after today though.

PureEvil · 01-01-2004, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Null

considering most are guys here... you made kinda a homosexual resolution this year huh?

Symbolically, jackass. Only you would think telling someone to kiss your ass is a reference to homosexuality, you pansy.

My other resolution is to logs hours and hours of crazy sex with your mom this year.

Joeiss · 01-01-2004, 05:22 PM

hahaha... mrs. null is an animal

Happydude · 01-01-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PureEvil

My other resolution is to logs hours and hours of crazy sex with your mom this year.

lol...motherf*cker

Vampyr · 01-01-2004, 05:49 PM

One of my friends had a New Years Party at his house.

There were 6 people there all together, and we played Dance Dance Revolution, watched "Chicagao" (I HATED THAT MOVIE!!!), watched the Ball drop, watched the VH1 Top 100 Greatest Hard Rock Bands of All Time (LED ZEPPELIN WAS NUMBER 1!!!

).

We also played some video games, and just spent a lot of time goofing off.

I would like to brag that I owned TheSlyMoogle's butt on Mario Kart : Double Dash, Soul Calibur II, and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

And yeah, I made a New Years resolution, but it wasnt a serious one, just a joke....Here is how it went...

My friends and I are watching Adult Swim on cartoon network. We realize its about 4 minutes till the Ball drops, so we change the channel. As soon as the ball drops, we all make a new years resolution, one right after the other.

The first person said (jokingly) "I want to get laid this year!"

Second Person "I want to get laid this year!"

Third Person "I want to eat more cereal!"

Fourth Person "I want to eat more cereal also!"

Fifth person (me) "I want to get laid while eating cereal!!!"

Hehehe. I was only kidding of course, but it made for a good laugh.

I also pulled an all nighter...not a wink of sleep. So, let me state a few facts:
1. I have spent most of this year at a friends house.
2. I have not slept any this year.
3. Im spending more time posting on GameTavern instead of sleeping. Wow, thats said. I really am pathetic.

But, my friend did buy me "The League of Extroadinary Gentlemen" for Christmas, and I just got it today, so Im very excited to watch it. I just need to move the DVD player from my room to the living room so I can see it on the big TV instead of my small one.

I hope everyone's New Year was as enjoyable as mine, and have another good 365 days (or is this year a leap year???)

Null · 01-01-2004, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by PureEvil

Symbolically, jackass. Only you would think telling someone to kiss your ass is a reference to homosexuality, you pansy.

My other resolution is to logs hours and hours of crazy sex with your mom this year.

lol, that wasnt my resolution, but it happened anyway many years ago. Yanno, i was thinkin how could you beat the price of a dime for a years worth of sex with your mom...

i got ripped off. =/

which brings up the final thing i have to tell you....

evil...... i am your father.

PureEvil · 01-02-2004, 12:16 AM

That was kinda... stupid.

You're a ***, dude. Seriously. Basically, I said I was gonna have sex with your mom, and you want 'I had sex with your mom!' which is kind of... not a real great response.

You're stupid.

YOU'RE stupid!

Do you see? I know your mind has grown weak, and your wit has faded from years upon years of gawking at homosexual pornography, but I mean really, that was even a bad comeback from someone like that (you, in this case).

You're not funny, not original, and not anything else (except gay, most decidedly).

So just... Shut the f*ck up and go back to your gay habits and stuff. Inbred cocksucker.

Null · 01-02-2004, 12:33 AM

but really. i am your father.

ok ok, fine. just go back to bending over for ppl to kiss yer ass. good day to you.

GiMpY-wAnNaBe · 01-02-2004, 01:19 AM

well this thoughtful thread has taken a nosedive in intelligence.....

....

...i'm on null's side

Rndm_Perfection · 01-02-2004, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PureEvil

That was kinda... stupid.

You're a ***, dude. Seriously. Basically, I said I was gonna have sex with your mom, and you want 'I had sex with your mom!' which is kind of... not a real great response.

You're stupid.

YOU'RE stupid!

Do you see? I know your mind has grown weak, and your wit has faded from years upon years of gawking at homosexual pornography, but I mean really, that was even a bad comeback from someone like that (you, in this case).

You're not funny, not original, and not anything else (except gay, most decidedly).

So just... Shut the f*ck up and go back to your gay habits and stuff. Inbred cocksucker.

This guy's an uninspired dumbass with a lack of education, thought, and quirky-ness. I fear for the respectability of this forum.

Ban him while we're ahead.

Seriously. Usually the village idiot is funny. But he's not. I don't know why... but I can usually find a laugh from someone who pretends to be aimlessly prophane. He just tries too hard at it. Zero entertainment value.

DimHalo · 01-02-2004, 01:49 AM

Sigh, my efforts at posting a feel good thread about the new year have gone sour... I have failed.

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PureEvil · 01-02-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rndm_Perfection

This guy's an uninspired dumbass with a lack of education, thought, and quirky-ness. I fear for the respectability of this forum.

Ban him while we're ahead.

Seriously. Usually the village idiot is funny. But he's not. I don't know why... but I can usually find a laugh from someone who pretends to be aimlessly prophane. He just tries too hard at it. Zero entertainment value.

Funny has nothing to do with it.

I wasn't being funny; I was insulting null.

I'm hardly the one with the lack of education, and hardly the one with the lack of thought. You jump into something thinking you're king-sh*t or something when you literally have no idea what you're talking about.

Do everyone a favor and try shutting the f*ck up. But since I'm sure you'll never be able to pull that off, try applying a little bit of the "intelligence" you so diligently show off to what you're saying in your posts.

This all-bark-and-no-bite (with the slight pushing of sophistication, no less) gekko impression you're playing to is kind of weak. It's already been done.

ZEROCOOLER · 01-02-2004, 02:02 AM

I was banned for less then what he has done, ban him now.