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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 08:41 PM   #46
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I think rape is against their consent.
I believe rape is without their consent, and so this would probably constitute rape. Like if you drug someone and have sex with them, it's rape. It isn't "against" their consent, so to speak, but rather it's "without" their consent.

I can't believe we're actually having to differentiate between things like that.

And like Vampyr said, they'd be frozen in time and such, so it'd be like doing it with a dead person. Except they'd still be alive and thus warm, so it'd be like doing it with a freshly-dead person.

That's kinda sick.
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 08:49 PM   #47
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That's kinda sick.
Yes. yes it is.
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 08:52 PM   #48
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Ok, fine, first you find someone that will do it with you and then when you're doing it with them you freeze time, so they're already in position and everything, all you have to do is enjoy yourself, no legal business to be worried about.

And then, if there was some way of saving the action to your computer so you could do it in virtual reality with a virtual copy of your partner whever you wanted, would you?
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 09:00 PM   #49
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Ok, fine, first you find someone that will do it with you and then when you're doing it with them you freeze time, so they're already in position and everything, all you have to do is enjoy yourself, no legal business to be worried about.


If you find someone who will consent to having sex with you, what exactly is the point of freezing them in time?
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 09:09 PM   #50
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If you find someone who will consent to having sex with you, what exactly is the point of freezing them in time?
They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does.
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 10:44 PM   #51
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They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does.
Alright tight pants... now this is where the fine line between reality and Diablo II surfaces. Y'see, while your "Dark Paladin" with his two-handed sword and no shield use (oh, you must be a rebel... not using a shield with a paladin) may have 500+ stamina, I'm quite sure that a virgin teen who sits behind a MAC and posts at gaming forums does not have the sexual stamina to pleasure himself with a "mate" to the end of eternity, even if he/she was in stasis. Might I remind you that while your online life does excercise your wrists and fingertips, it does not enhance your pelvic technique nor agility. Then again... you do have three points still in your favor:

1) You'd have all the time you'd need. Stamina really would not be a problem.
2) You said something about virtual reality... which doesn't require physical prowess at all.
3) This is typed at a gaming forum, and therefor will either a) Be delayed several "quarters" like numerous GameCube titles b) Have absolutely no credibility

Hmmm... but still, why frozen in time? Interaction is a key element. Otherwise you'd basically be screwing a can of silly putty. You don't need time freezing capabilities for such feebly erotic pleasures.



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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-26-2003, 11:54 PM   #52
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What is it about the internet that makes people feel better/more powerful about themselves? I can act all cool and say real dope things here but when I'm at school, I find it difficult to convey the same character. Why is that? Here's a good writing assignment for one of you college youngsters.
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Re: What's my preference?
Old 11-27-2003, 12:03 AM   #53
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thats easy your a nerd
in fact most of us are and if not that geeks
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Old 11-27-2003, 12:34 AM   #54
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But I don't fit the stereotypical image of nerd so how can that be?
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