What's my preference?

[GameMaster]

Originally Posted by PureEvil

If you find someone who will consent to having sex with you, what exactly is the point of freezing them in time?

They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does.

[Rndm_Perfection]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

They might not have as much stamina as this stud muffin does.

Alright tight pants... now this is where the fine line between reality and Diablo II surfaces. Y'see, while your "Dark Paladin" with his two-handed sword and no shield use (oh, you must be a rebel... not using a shield with a paladin) may have 500+ stamina, I'm quite sure that a virgin teen who sits behind a MAC and posts at gaming forums does not have the sexual stamina to pleasure himself with a "mate" to the end of eternity, even if he/she was in stasis. Might I remind you that while your online life does excercise your wrists and fingertips, it does not enhance your pelvic technique nor agility. Then again... you do have three points still in your favor:

1) You'd have all the time you'd need. Stamina really would not be a problem.
2) You said something about virtual reality... which doesn't require physical prowess at all.
3) This is typed at a gaming forum, and therefor will either a) Be delayed several "quarters" like numerous GameCube titles b) Have absolutely no credibility

Hmmm... but still, why frozen in time? Interaction is a key element. Otherwise you'd basically be screwing a can of silly putty. You don't need time freezing capabilities for such feebly erotic pleasures.



And yes, this is the kind of posts I find worthy when on a break! Bwuahahah...

[GameMaster]

What is it about the internet that makes people feel better/more powerful about themselves? I can act all cool and say real dope things here but when I'm at school, I find it difficult to convey the same character. Why is that? Here's a good writing assignment for one of you college youngsters.

[Hero2]

thats easy your a nerd
in fact most of us are and if not that geeks

[GameMaster]

But I don't fit the stereotypical image of nerd so how can that be?