Aim Pranks

[Rndm_Perfection]

This is real. I was a part of an online E-mail based RPG called the Saiya-jin Pride. Yes, a Dragonball Z RPG, and the best, longest lasting, and most involved of its kind. Anywho, there were a few members who really didn't belong in the group. When this guy was asked to leave, as he ranted and raved in a stoner stupor, I asked a friend online to help me with a farewell chat.

US Trunks SJ - Me (played as Trunks in SJPII)
BruceLee41042 - Friend (played as Piccolo in SJPII)
WilTheBloody - Stoner (played as "Bido" in SJPII)

I remind you that "WTB" is a real person and reall did fall victim to two bored people whilst he was stoned.


Hope you enjoy it (err, it's a little long):

You have just entered room "Chat No 12661797503749910460."
US Trunks SJ: 12661797503749910460
US Trunks SJ: ...
BruceLee41042: there we goo
WilTheBloody: ha so sorry we are nto going to be able to chill but u guys were cool **** were u guys live
US Trunks SJ: That's an unlucky number
BruceLee41042: i live in northern ky
BruceLee41042: near cincinnati
US Trunks SJ: My location...?
WilTheBloody: sure
WilTheBloody: so we cant smoke up that sucks but Trunks ur cool ****
US Trunks SJ: Is that so, eh?
US Trunks SJ: Haven't been called that since I was in the KGB...
US Trunks SJ: but, of course, that was in Russian
WilTheBloody: lol well that mad funny when ur stoned i dont know
BruceLee41042: dude my dad just tripped up the steps
BruceLee41042: he is so damn old
BruceLee41042: he only has one leg too
WilTheBloody: lol
US Trunks SJ: He's the one that served in Nam?
BruceLee41042: vietnam
US Trunks SJ: Ah
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: the one in the navy is my step dad
US Trunks SJ: My cousin served in Nam
BruceLee41042: weighs 250
US Trunks SJ: luckily... I was out of the country
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: phew
US Trunks SJ: And... a bit underage. But, hey... they used to take 12-year-olds
WilTheBloody: ya im so gone i cat keep up lol
BruceLee41042: wow
BruceLee41042: you must have had some chronic ****
US Trunks SJ: They even took my 4-year-old brother... for God's sake
BruceLee41042: really
BruceLee41042: they must have been desperate
BruceLee41042: damn russians
BruceLee41042: i mean, there accent sounds threating
BruceLee41042: but hey you gotta back it up
BruceLee41042: like my dad
BruceLee41042: he is a rough man
BruceLee41042: always walking around, tripping
BruceLee41042: he gets right back up
BruceLee41042: doesn't say a word
WilTheBloody: lol this is funny ****
BruceLee41042: just takes a swig of the old bean
US Trunks SJ: Hmmm... sorry, had to go shoot the horse
US Trunks SJ: Poor thing broke its leg today
WilTheBloody: what?
US Trunks SJ: It's what you gotta do, you know
WilTheBloody: so u not kidding about shooting a horse
US Trunks SJ: I really loved it too... not just as a horse either
US Trunks SJ: No, not at all...
WilTheBloody: im sorry man
US Trunks SJ: Hey, it's alright
US Trunks SJ: I've got others... I guess
US Trunks SJ: But, you know... it was nearing 30
US Trunks SJ: Pretty old
WilTheBloody: but stiill ull never have that one
US Trunks SJ: Well, I will in a way
US Trunks SJ: I plan on having it stuffed
WilTheBloody: now ur just ****in with me im stoned but not stupid
US Trunks SJ: They can fix the little bullet scar. I've got a good friend that can do it. We go way back.
WilTheBloody: lol
US Trunks SJ: Pardon?
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: taxodermy
US Trunks SJ: Indeed
BruceLee41042: my uncle is in that business
BruceLee41042: he has plenty of stuffed frogs, and bugs
US Trunks SJ: I guess it's pretty much all we old ones can do
WilTheBloody: u must be joking about that stuffed thing were are u going to poot it
BruceLee41042: yes bugs
US Trunks SJ: Where? Living room, right next to my dog
WilTheBloody: no way i dont believe u lol
US Trunks SJ: The family room is for all my hunting catches
US Trunks SJ: Like that Zebra... me and Fredd Bear, we went back into South Africa on a hunting trip
US Trunks SJ: Just bows!
WilTheBloody: were do u live
US Trunks SJ: Well, I've been stationed in California for about the past ten years
US Trunks SJ: I might be able to stay here for the rest of my life
US Trunks SJ: But... that is, unless KGB funds my move
BruceLee41042: yeah he moves around more than migratory birds
US Trunks SJ: That I do, don't forget it
BruceLee41042: so how old will you be in october?
US Trunks SJ: October? Same age you doff... it's November
US Trunks SJ: Anyway... I'll be turning 72
WilTheBloody: so ur a adult
US Trunks SJ: Very much so
BruceLee41042: the old siete dos
US Trunks SJ: Pardon?
WilTheBloody: oh ok i thought u were like my age
US Trunks SJ: Not quite. A wee bit older
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: most people think there is nothing but youngins there
US Trunks SJ: Bruce... he's a young one compared to me
BruceLee41042: we got some older guys
WilTheBloody: how old are u
BruceLee41042: im only 48
WilTheBloody: jesus im ****in only 17
BruceLee41042: really?
WilTheBloody: ya
BruceLee41042: wow your prolly the youngest one
WilTheBloody: no gokua is younger than me
US Trunks SJ: Wow... didn't know Vegeta would allow members so young
US Trunks SJ: He let a 24-year-old by once
WilTheBloody: im still in my stoned ****ed up days.......... how old is vegeta
US Trunks SJ: He never says
US Trunks SJ: He's picky like that
US Trunks SJ: But... if he's any less than 60, he's wise beyond his years
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: he is a smart fellow
WilTheBloody: oh ok im still ****in all the time i prob got a ****in std because i stick my dick every were i drink and smoke up as much as i can well i got to smoke up with u guys
BruceLee41042: well you'll learn something in a few years
BruceLee41042: how boring sex just gets
US Trunks SJ: It's not that fun once you hit 50...
BruceLee41042: i mean after my 5th child, my bits and pieces just didn't work anymore
US Trunks SJ: But, there are other forms of entertainment
WilTheBloody: that will be some mad crazy **** we can sneek into a strip joint smoke up and no sex in the champain room..... no way sex is like awsome im getting tied up thursday
US Trunks SJ: Well... good for you though
US Trunks SJ: you've still got some life in you
WilTheBloody: oh ya she wants to pour wip cream all over me
WilTheBloody: how old do u think i was
BruceLee41042: maybe 30
US Trunks SJ: But... that's just an assumption based on previous members
US Trunks SJ: It's hard to tell from a profile and a few posts
WilTheBloody: ya when i go to other places were people dont know me they think im like atleast 20 like i get beers from friends who are like 40 i smoke uo with them and they ccant believe im just like17
US Trunks SJ: Perhaps it is due to the fact that you have experienced events beyond your age
US Trunks SJ: Quite a fast one, you are
BruceLee41042: yeah
BruceLee41042: not as fast as me though
WilTheBloody: what do u mean?
US Trunks SJ: Age 10...
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: first had sex
US Trunks SJ: Don't get into that story... please
BruceLee41042: oh yeah
BruceLee41042: sorry
BruceLee41042: bad times
US Trunks SJ: just reminds me of my children
US Trunks SJ: Before they were ...
US Trunks SJ: Ah... sorry
WilTheBloody: damn i got laid just like 5 months ago for my first time now i got girls at work crawling all over me and its mad crazy
BruceLee41042: yeah i was like that for awhile
WilTheBloody: so u got laid early ur lucky
WilTheBloody: my girl got laid in the 5th grade
BruceLee41042: not really
WilTheBloody: y
BruceLee41042: well when i was alive it was a bit different
US Trunks SJ: Well, you know.. when you're that young, the cork may pop, but no wine will be for the drinking
BruceLee41042: now your a god when you get laid early
BruceLee41042: exactly!
BruceLee41042: your a smart guy
US Trunks SJ: No consequences other than "morality"
US Trunks SJ: But... who needs morality when life is so short
US Trunks SJ: I have what... 15 years in me?
US Trunks SJ: I tell you... it will feel like 15 days
WilTheBloody: ya i agree u only get to live once
WilTheBloody: so go big
US Trunks SJ: Which reminds me...
US Trunks SJ: I had a friend over in India who thought otherwise
US Trunks SJ: Boy... was he a player in his day
US Trunks SJ: "I had 15 wives, 42 children, and countless grandchildren in my previous lives" he'd say...
BruceLee41042: haha
US Trunks SJ: Well, you know how I replied?
BruceLee41042: yeah
US Trunks SJ: "That was my father in one life"
WilTheBloody: ya my mom is being a bitch because i got like 4 girls calling my house everydat no lie and she doesnt want me to be a pimp
US Trunks SJ: I really got him going with that one
US Trunks SJ: I see...
US Trunks SJ: Mothers can be that way
WilTheBloody: ya
WilTheBloody: so what time is it were u guys live
BruceLee41042: its 12:33
US Trunks SJ: 2100 hours
US Trunks SJ: 9PM, sir
WilTheBloody: its ****in almost 1 in the morning and i got to work tomorrow
US Trunks SJ: Going to cut this conversation short?
WilTheBloody: na
US Trunks SJ: Alright then, more recalling of the good days.
WilTheBloody: this is cool **** i like hereing story from older people
WilTheBloody: Trunks can i put u on my bd list so i can shoot the ****
US Trunks SJ: Go for it
US Trunks SJ: I've got a few problems with AIM, however
WilTheBloody: cool what probs
US Trunks SJ: KGB... they just don't stop
US Trunks SJ: They blocked all but group chat
WilTheBloody: whats kgb
US Trunks SJ: Aye, exactly
US Trunks SJ: "What's KGB?"
US Trunks SJ: I find myself asking that a lot
US Trunks SJ: See... their the Russian secret police...
WilTheBloody: why are they giving u ****
US Trunks SJ: You can go look them up on the internet however. Nothing is so secret these days
US Trunks SJ: Ahh, jsut a few broken deals awhile back
US Trunks SJ: just*
BruceLee41042: yeah tell him about the 88 rebellion
WilTheBloody: lol oh ya i put u on my bd list and u didnt show up
BruceLee41042: that you were a part of
US Trunks SJ: Well, I'd rather not...
US Trunks SJ: But...
US Trunks SJ: Hmm
WilTheBloody: hey ill brb
WilTheBloody: im not sighning off i just got to go yell at someone
US Trunks SJ: ok, when you're back... I'll let you know
US Trunks SJ: Yell your heart out
US Trunks SJ: Use those lungs before they die on you
US Trunks SJ: So... Bruce...
BruceLee41042: yes
US Trunks SJ: How's "life"?
BruceLee41042: US
BruceLee41042: life
BruceLee41042: well
US Trunks SJ: Call me Trunks
BruceLee41042: haha
BruceLee41042: ok
US Trunks SJ: It's all I can go by these days
US Trunks SJ: heh
BruceLee41042: life is treating as a chef would treat a fortune cookie sort to speak
US Trunks SJ: Ahh
BruceLee41042: yep
BruceLee41042: too sum it up in one word
US Trunks SJ: Gotta fold and crack... that's my motto
BruceLee41042: air
BruceLee41042: thats it
US Trunks SJ: Air...
BruceLee41042: yes
BruceLee41042: no wait
WilTheBloody: ok back
BruceLee41042: actually
BruceLee41042: the one word woould be
BruceLee41042: yardsale
BruceLee41042: thats basically it
US Trunks SJ: That's two words.
WilTheBloody: So Trunks why coulkdnt u come up on my bd i ut u on
US Trunks SJ: But, it all means the same
BruceLee41042: not in kentucky
US Trunks SJ: Why? Because KGB blocks transfer other than group transfer
US Trunks SJ: they can't follow the multiple links
US Trunks SJ: ...which is convinient for them, actually.
WilTheBloody: **** that sucks
US Trunks SJ: It helps their group interogation
WilTheBloody: so u guys still like dbz in ur old age that mad cool ill be the same like im tottally ****ed up like i work my ass off working off trying to see if i work out enough ill waken new poweres isnt that ****ed
US Trunks SJ: Not at all... it's wonderful to believe in the mighty ki
US Trunks SJ: All I heard about over in Asia
US Trunks SJ: Inner strength... will power... it's a very important aspect to life itself
WilTheBloody: if i had one wish i would wish i was a saiyan.. ya like i allmost pasted out on the tred mill
BruceLee41042: haha
BruceLee41042: well if i had one wish, i would wish for the power of ki
BruceLee41042: then i could do whatever i please
US Trunks SJ: I'd wish for my horse to be alive... but that's just a recent thing. I'd need to give it more thought.
US Trunks SJ: The power to manipulate ki would truly be a wonderful gift.
WilTheBloody: ya i got to wishs but there to long **** i got the muchies
WilTheBloody: munshys
WilTheBloody: munchys
WilTheBloody: lol i dont know but u gys are cool **** though
US Trunks SJ: Thank you
BruceLee41042: thanks
US Trunks SJ: I just wish the KGB still thought that
WilTheBloody: i like hereing old storys its mad cool because i can like picture it thats why i like playing in rpgs
WilTheBloody: but i got to go eat but ill talk to u guys later so thanks guys
BruceLee41042: later
BruceLee41042: may the force be with you
BruceLee41042: woooooooooooooo
US Trunks SJ: G'bye
US Trunks SJ: Aww
BruceLee41042: good god
US Trunks SJ: I GOTTA SAVE THIS
BruceLee41042: yes you must!