Oh god.
The Hulk

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I "saw" the Hulk drunk, and I don't remember a thing about it. Which is probably due to me being bored as hell and leaving five times during the movie. Y'know, popcorn, which I over-salted to taste like burning, bathroom, then going to the arcade for about 20 minutes, bathroom again, etc.
They just keep talking in the beginning is all I remember. That and something about the Hulk being sad.
My friend was sober and saw the whole thing, and said it was terrible. So I'm glad I didn't miss much.