i'm bored

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Stranger: Hey
You: Hay
Stranger: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
Stranger:
You: hahahahaha!
You: sorry
You: thats to bad
Stranger: Yeh..
Stranger: I sent them to her dad..
You: bam!
Stranger: Tbh, she's missing out
Stranger: my penis is so big
Stranger: if I lobbed it on keyboard it would go from A - Z
You: i hope you realize that the "a" and "z" key are right beside each other
You: so really your saying your penis is less than an inch long
Stranger: Course I did.
You: well then shes really not missing out
You: unless you are asian, cause thats pretty big for asian standards
Stranger:
Stranger: I'm excited for monday
Stranger: I finally get laid, been waiting all month for this.
Stranger: I'ts only like £400 a month
Stranger: but it's enough for me.
You: you have to wait until monday?
Stranger: Shit, I meant PAID
Stranger: Sorry.
Stranger: =\
You: in that case
You: you get paid on mondays?
Stranger: First week of the month
You: thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard
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You: wemmy wam wam wazzle!
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