Happy 4th of July Thread

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Masturbating to Sarah Palin is like gouging out your own eyes.
Sure, you can do it, but why?

I think Palin is hot. I think you're weird. I could make a thread voting the hotness of Palin but I don't want to steal thunder from my other awesome thread.

Originally Posted by Teuthida

Independence is annoyingly loud.

Get off my lawn!

Originally Posted by Bond

Apparently Steve McNair was just shot to death. :/

I heard, sad day for football.

[manasecret]

Originally Posted by Acebot44

Gonna celebrate the 4th this year in Paris.

Awesome!

Been here for a few weeks and have seen that France cannot even be compared to the US, although the younger drinking age and lenient laws on public consumption of alcohol should be adopted back in the states, ASAP.

How so?

Anyway, I spent my 4th footloose and fancy free as my girlfriend was out of town for the weekend. So what did I do in her absence? What else?!



I drank beer and ogled beautiful women. Ahhhhhhh America.

On the 4th I attended the beer tour serving free beer at Houston's oldest microbrewery, Saint Arnold, (one of) the patron saint(s) of brewers.



They brew some very tasty brews. My beer of choice for the day? Their summer seasonal --



If you're ever in Texas and find yourself ordering a beer, ask for Saint Arnold. You will either get a blank face from your ignorant server and you can be satisfied in your superior inside knowledge, or you will get a knowing yes and you can be satisfied together with your server in your superior inside knowledge. I recommend any of their seasonals especially, and any of their regulars except Amber.