"Insert Penis Here"

BreakABone · 05-18-2004, 12:24 AM

Wait are you allowed to use the word penis on these boards?

Anyhow, this article is pretty interesting.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...dworld.sexlife

I wonder how many people follow religion that strictly.

GameMaster · 05-18-2004, 12:26 AM

LMAO! What did they do, just sit there?

I wonder what the couple thinks of the lessons?

Perfect Stu · 05-18-2004, 12:29 AM

lol

I wonder what exactly goes on during 'sex lessons'

I'm intrigued...

The Germanator · 05-18-2004, 12:38 AM

WOW. How can you go through 36 years of life and just not find out? Have the ever seen a movie, a TV show, or the Discovery channel? I find this fascinating...

Jonbo298 · 05-18-2004, 12:46 AM

The Amish know more then those 2

Seth · 05-18-2004, 12:56 AM

Them after 2 days of German sex therapy:

Storm Eagle · 05-18-2004, 09:06 AM

Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

mickydaniels · 05-18-2004, 09:29 AM

Well, look at the bright side. That must be some marriage, I mean to go eight years without knowing or caring, and they now have a brand new dimension in their relationship.

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And didnt their friends say anything like: "Did you hit that yet?" or "How was the sex?", something like that. Theyre useless.

Maybe their friends are childless, too?

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It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

How do you know they were Christians? It just said they were brought up in some 'religious environment' and went uanaware. If it was some Christian extreme cult or something like that, they would have had PLENTY of kids. They would have memoreized the whole book inside out and would have known of the laws about proof of virginity, dangers of being with harlots, the story about Onan spilling his seed during intercourse, the significance of a virgin Mary, adulterers, fornicators, and the like. Couldn't have been Christian extremists. Remember San Diego's 'Heaven's Gate' crew who killed themselves waiting for a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp Comet? They were prolly in something like that.

Blackmane · 05-18-2004, 03:18 PM

Totally bizarre. They must have been totally sheltered from all worldly things. I wonder how much else they don't know...

Typhoid · 05-18-2004, 03:27 PM

Are they Christian or something?.....and they still dont know about sex...(until now)..man, i would have Understood if they were Aumish(sp?) or something.....

TheSlyMoogle · 05-18-2004, 05:23 PM

Think of it this way, They must have had a really great relationship to be able to stay together for so long without sex. Now they'll have a perfect one. Lol.

Jason1 · 05-18-2004, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Storm Eagle

Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

This actually dosent surprise me as much as it probably should. Some people live INCREDIBLY sheltered lives. Even a few I know personally. Like this one kid im actually fairly good friends with...now im pretty sure he knows what sex is and how to have it, but if you mention anything that he would deem inapropriate he gets very angry. Dont get me wrong, hes a nice kid and all, but he just needs to loosen up a little. Its just the way your brought up.