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BreakABone 05-18-2004 12:24 AM

"Insert Penis Here"
 
Wait are you allowed to use the word penis on these boards? :confused:

Anyhow, this article is pretty interesting.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...dworld.sexlife

I wonder how many people follow religion that strictly.

GameMaster 05-18-2004 12:26 AM

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LMAO! What did they do, just sit there? :lol:

I wonder what the couple thinks of the lessons? :rofl:

Perfect Stu 05-18-2004 12:29 AM

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lol

I wonder what exactly goes on during 'sex lessons'

I'm intrigued...

The Germanator 05-18-2004 12:38 AM

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WOW. How can you go through 36 years of life and just not find out? Have the ever seen a movie, a TV show, or the Discovery channel? I find this fascinating...

Jonbo298 05-18-2004 12:46 AM

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The Amish know more then those 2

Seth 05-18-2004 12:56 AM

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Them after 2 days of German sex therapy:

Happydude 05-18-2004 01:25 AM

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...wow...just..wow...i'm speechless...just wow...

Typhoid 05-18-2004 01:37 AM

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I agree with H-dude...there isnt really anything valid to say to that......

Seth 05-18-2004 01:42 AM

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my uber ms paint skills are quite distinguishable in that picture.

I might do another one. I'm good with the whole, german sex fetish and sausage thing.

Dyne 05-18-2004 01:47 AM

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My mom used to think copulation was through mouth-to-mouth kissing. O_o Of course, at like 5. I didn't have any wild theories on it.

Oh god, imagine how aroused they are after all that time of not knowing. O_o

Dylflon 05-18-2004 01:51 AM

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"OH!! That's what testicles are for!"

Hero2 05-18-2004 06:10 AM

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LOL I can imagine the look on the doctors face. poor people. HAHAHAHAHA

Dark Samurai 05-18-2004 08:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
"OH!! That's what testicles are for!"

Apperently so.

That leaves me to wonder, what in the hell where they doing this WHOLE (no pun intended) time? And wheres the technology to help them out along the way?

And didnt their friends say anything like: "Did you hit that yet?" or "How was the sex?", something like that. Theyre useless.

Storm Eagle 05-18-2004 09:06 AM

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Oh jeez. I heard about this on the Howard Stern show yesterday. I can't believe they never learned about sex.

It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.

mickydaniels 05-18-2004 09:29 AM

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Well, look at the bright side. That must be some marriage, I mean to go eight years without knowing or caring, and they now have a brand new dimension in their relationship.

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And didnt their friends say anything like: "Did you hit that yet?" or "How was the sex?", something like that. Theyre useless.
Maybe their friends are childless, too? :confused:

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It doesn't even help that they were a religious couple. Totally giving Christians a bad name.
How do you know they were Christians? It just said they were brought up in some 'religious environment' and went uanaware. If it was some Christian extreme cult or something like that, they would have had PLENTY of kids. They would have memoreized the whole book inside out and would have known of the laws about proof of virginity, dangers of being with harlots, the story about Onan spilling his seed during intercourse, the significance of a virgin Mary, adulterers, fornicators, and the like. Couldn't have been Christian extremists. Remember San Diego's 'Heaven's Gate' crew who killed themselves waiting for a spaceship behind the Hale-Bopp Comet? They were prolly in something like that.


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