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Old 01-16-2004, 09:46 PM   #1
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A tribute to Jeff Foxworthy, one of the greatest comedians ever! Reading through a site, found this one confusing:

Your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather.

Anyone want to explain? or got any ideas?
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:08 PM   #2
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Incest is Best



Or, let me break it down:
Brother-in-Law is your sister's husband. If your sister's husband is also your mother's brother... and your mother's father...


Or in slack-jaw terms:
so yer grandpa sexed up hims own daughta an' thin bewedded 'is secons daughta ('is daught'rs daughta) . B'for that... yer momma gone wed up 'nothr man an' birth you out. y'hear?



Anywho... yeah... seriosly? Jeff Foxworthy? That guy's about as funny as Sinbad. And I don't mean the comedian, he's hilarious. I meant the sailor. But then again, he was never meant to be funny.


Now Family Guy, there's comedy.

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Old 01-17-2004, 12:36 AM   #3
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Sinbad the comedian isn't funny. Not funny at all. No sir.
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Old 01-17-2004, 01:43 AM   #4
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Sinbad the comedian isn't funny. Not funny at all. No sir.
You obviously haven't seen Family Guy, and you obviously don't understand the joke. Despite what I feel about the comment you just made, I will not -rep you just because I feel it was made out of ignorance.

And yes, I have to agree with you, Sinbad is not funny.



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Old 01-17-2004, 12:37 PM   #5
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Er...you're making a big deal out of nothing. I was just voicing my distaste for Sinbad. I really don't like him.
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Old 01-17-2004, 12:39 PM   #6
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Er...you're making a big deal out of nothing. I was just voicing my distaste for Sinbad. I really don't like him.
lmao... you're completely misreading everything.

Let me make it simple, for you. Everything Sinbad related thus far has been a Family Guy quote. Family Guy does not like Sinbad. It sarcastically pokes fun at him all the time.

Getting defensive about your opinion on Sinbad, when I'm not even refuting it, just changes this thread's topic.
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