You Might be A redneck
 

A tribute to Jeff Foxworthy, one of the greatest comedians ever! Reading through a site, found this one confusing:

Your brother-in-law is your uncle
AND your grandfather.

Anyone want to explain? or got any ideas?

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

Incest is Best



Or, let me break it down:
Brother-in-Law is your sister's husband. If your sister's husband is also your mother's brother... and your mother's father...


Or in slack-jaw terms:
so yer grandpa sexed up hims own daughta an' thin bewedded 'is secons daughta ('is daught'rs daughta) . B'for that... yer momma gone wed up 'nothr man an' birth you out. y'hear?



Anywho... yeah... seriosly? Jeff Foxworthy? That guy's about as funny as Sinbad. And I don't mean the comedian, he's hilarious. I meant the sailor. But then again, he was never meant to be funny.


Now Family Guy, there's comedy.

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

Sinbad the comedian isn't funny. Not funny at all. No sir.

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

You obviously haven't seen Family Guy, and you obviously don't understand the joke. Despite what I feel about the comment you just made, I will not -rep you just because I feel it was made out of ignorance.

And yes, I have to agree with you, Sinbad is not funny.



... But nobody understands my wit.

"Thems all be acting like zombies up in the mall" Brilliant

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

Er...you're making a big deal out of nothing. I was just voicing my distaste for Sinbad. I really don't like him.

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

lmao... you're completely misreading everything.

Let me make it simple, for you. Everything Sinbad related thus far has been a Family Guy quote. Family Guy does not like Sinbad. It sarcastically pokes fun at him all the time.

Getting defensive about your opinion on Sinbad, when I'm not even refuting it, just changes this thread's topic.

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

Was that a Family Guy quote?

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

Yes.

I actually think Sinbad is hilarious. Well, at least his early HBO stuff. I guess you woulddn't really get it unless you got whupped as a kid, though.

Back to Foxworthy...

"If your mom doesn't take the Marlboro Red from her lips when telling the state trooper to kiss her ass."

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

You wanna know the most unfunny comedian ever? George Lopez. God that guy is awful. He is so not funny.

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No. just no. he is funny. its just that you dont get it like me. im hispanic so i get it. he is one of the funniest men i've heard in a long time. learn some spanish.

Edit: That was 200!!!! w00t!!!!

Re: You Might be A redneck
 

If your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone,

you might be a redneck.