The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!

[Jason1]

Well, here it is, taken from numerous sources close to Nintendo, its finally here, TEH REVOLUTION CONTROLLER!!!!!!!





















ba dum...................















TA DA!






FEATURES:

-Amazing "Rctangle" shape, means more innovation, less comfort.
- 7, count em SEVEN analog thumb sticks, so now however you hold the controller, its almost impossible to screw it up
-5 touch screens, one being "Rectangle", an absolutley incredible innovation in the touch screen world.
-Now, with only 2 buttons, "R" and "A", games are simpler than ever.
-4 Microphones means...4 people can talk into it at once!


I must say, an epic day for gaming indeed...Nintendo, you've done it again!

[Jonbo298]

I can emulate 4 voices at once. Finally! Nintendo found a purpose for it!

[DarrenMcLeod]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[Jason1]

The standards have just been raised. I wonder how long til sony copies the 7 thumb sticks idea?

[Xantar]

Originally Posted by Jason1

The standards have just been raised. I wonder how long til sony copies the 7 thumb sticks idea?

As we all know, Sony usually doesn't simply copy Nintendo's ideas. They take Nintendo's ideas and then double them to make them better. I'm surprised they haven't made a handheld with four screens yet.

Although 14 analog sticks would be rather a pain...

[Jonbo298]

People would proclaim 4 screens was awesome and continue ridiculing Nintendo for having 2

[Jason1]

Originally Posted by Xantar

Although 14 analog sticks would be rather a pain...

Indeed. I believe 7 is ideal.

[Ginkasa]

Originally Posted by Xantar

As we all know, Sony usually doesn't simply copy Nintendo's ideas. They take Nintendo's ideas and then double them to make them better. I'm surprised they haven't made a handheld with four screens yet.

Although 14 analog sticks would be rather a pain...

Following that logic, shouldn't we be playing the Sony DS?


/me shrugs and walks away

[Jonbo298]

You mean Sony QS