The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Well, here it is, taken from numerous sources close to Nintendo, its finally here, TEH REVOLUTION CONTROLLER!!!!!!!





















ba dum...................















TA DA!






FEATURES:

-Amazing "Rctangle" shape, means more innovation, less comfort.
- 7, count em SEVEN analog thumb sticks, so now however you hold the controller, its almost impossible to screw it up
-5 touch screens, one being "Rectangle", an absolutley incredible innovation in the touch screen world.
-Now, with only 2 buttons, "R" and "A", games are simpler than ever.
-4 Microphones means...4 people can talk into it at once!


I must say, an epic day for gaming indeed...Nintendo, you've done it again!

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

I can emulate 4 voices at once. Finally! Nintendo found a purpose for it!

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

The standards have just been raised. I wonder how long til sony copies the 7 thumb sticks idea?

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

As we all know, Sony usually doesn't simply copy Nintendo's ideas. They take Nintendo's ideas and then double them to make them better. I'm surprised they haven't made a handheld with four screens yet.

Although 14 analog sticks would be rather a pain...

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

People would proclaim 4 screens was awesome and continue ridiculing Nintendo for having 2

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Indeed. I believe 7 is ideal.

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Following that logic, shouldn't we be playing the Sony DS?


/me shrugs and walks away

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

You mean Sony QS ;)

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Sony PSP2 is logically the next step in Sony's masterful plan. The 2 will not stand for 2 screens (though it will have two screens), but rather to just keep going up in number to keep brand power/make creativity unnecessary.

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And who really wants creativity anyways? This way you can't make fun of the name...unlike the manny obvious names for the DS...Double Sucking, Donkey Sodomizing, Demonic Soundsystem...You get my drift[/end sarcasm]

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No, I meant that Sony should have been the ones to double Nintendo's original one screen and have the dual screen handheld...

You know... So... Sony DS...


/me shrugs and walks away

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

Re: The Revolution Controller--For real, no more crap!!!!
 

now, that would be cool