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Old 02-02-2005, 10:19 PM   #1
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Default Typhoid is the man

So far I owe him:
2 unborn children
1 Immortal Soul (I know I said my own,but maybe I can get someone elses?)
Perhaps I owe him large amounts of grape juice and apple cider also?

He sends me all kinds of music. Hooray for typhoid!
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:17 PM   #2
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I'll take anyones immortal soul.

But the 2 unborn children have to be your own.

I expect them in a crate, With airholes, 3 months after birth.

Minimum.



P.S. Wow.....the songs are still transfering...what is it? Like....100 songs?
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:44 AM   #3
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Quote:
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2 unborn children
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3 months after birth.

I'm sensing a contradiction...


/me shrugs and walks away
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Old 02-03-2005, 12:47 AM   #4
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I'm sensing a contradiction...


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away


Nonono.


I dont want the fetuses.


When it is announced said girl is pregnant, those children (Being Unborn at the time) are now property of me.

Since I do not have breasts sufficient enough for producing milk, I shall require the natural mother to do it for the first 3 months.

This shall be enough time to find someone to breast feed my newly acquired Slaves.



Children. I mean children.
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:22 PM   #5
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Unbeknownst to Typhoid I am actually sterile and I'll never have Children!!!

MUAHAHAHA!

Actually that's not true...

























































Or is it?
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Old 02-03-2005, 01:37 PM   #6
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I'm confused...

What are you talking about?
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