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Old 11-28-2002, 08:36 PM   #1
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I am willing to buy a GameTavern member for the price of 450 doubloons. The member that I buy will have to endure a lot of verbal abuse and follow my every command for six months.

So, any takers?
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:04 PM   #2
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I'm willing to endure verbal abuse but I don't know about the command following thing. To what extent would that stretch?
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:13 PM   #3
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Im sorry the policy on slave trade at GT is 400,000 dblns per person, for 4 months. But you dont have to get the persons consent. You just buy them and they are your slave...

Now...I think Ill buy a few people...
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Old 11-28-2002, 10:22 PM   #4
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Oh horse tails! He has 900,000,000,000,000 doubloons! :eek:

*runs*
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Old 11-28-2002, 11:41 PM   #5
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lol...how come i only hear about this policy now?!?!?!


i want a few slaves...GameKing...since you and i go way back...can you give me a couple milion dblns?

*slips GK $20*
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Old 11-29-2002, 11:00 AM   #6
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Fine, GameMaster, 400 dblns for verbal abuse only. But then I guess you'd really be more my bitch than my slave. Hmm, that might not be such a bad thing.....
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Old 11-30-2002, 02:30 PM   #7
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Ok, you got yourself a deal. You transfer to me 400 doubloons and I will let you verbally abuse me.
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Old 11-30-2002, 02:34 PM   #8
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Alright, someone give this fool some doublons.
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Old 11-30-2002, 04:01 PM   #9
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For how long?
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Old 11-30-2002, 08:13 PM   #10
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Six months.
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Old 11-30-2002, 09:26 PM   #11
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i like this thread...
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Old 11-30-2002, 09:54 PM   #12
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I couldn't help myself. I'm not one to pass up free doubloons.
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Old 12-01-2002, 01:13 AM   #13
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Nope, the policy goes for slaves, bitches, or pets...
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:22 PM   #14
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Quote:
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Nope, the policy goes for slaves, bitches, or pets...
There is no policy, and you can't make one. So nyah!

*does transaction*

Okay, GM, you are now FreakyBob's bitch!
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Old 12-04-2002, 01:53 PM   #15
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There is no policy, and you can't make one. So nyah!

*does transaction*

Okay, GM, you are now FreakyBob's bitch!
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