Can I...buy you?
 

I am willing to buy a GameTavern member for the price of 450 doubloons. The member that I buy will have to endure a lot of verbal abuse and follow my every command for six months.

So, any takers?

I'm willing to endure verbal abuse but I don't know about the command following thing. To what extent would that stretch?

Im sorry the policy on slave trade at GT is 400,000 dblns per person, for 4 months. But you dont have to get the persons consent. You just buy them and they are your slave...

Now...I think Ill buy a few people...

Oh horse tails! He has 900,000,000,000,000 doubloons! :eek:

*runs*

lol...how come i only hear about this policy now?!?!?!


i want a few slaves...GameKing...since you and i go way back...can you give me a couple milion dblns?

*slips GK $20*;)

Fine, GameMaster, 400 dblns for verbal abuse only. But then I guess you'd really be more my bitch than my slave. Hmm, that might not be such a bad thing.....

Ok, you got yourself a deal. You transfer to me 400 doubloons and I will let you verbally abuse me.

Alright, someone give this fool some doublons.

:rolleyes:

For how long?

Six months.

:lol:


i like this thread...

I couldn't help myself. I'm not one to pass up free doubloons. :D

Nope, the policy goes for slaves, bitches, or pets...

There is no policy, and you can't make one. So nyah! :p

*does transaction*

Okay, GM, you are now FreakyBob's bitch!

....:rolleyes: