Your Pick up Lines

[CrOnO_LiNk]

Ok, you all know what this is about. If you're drunk, and pretend it's really not you, what would you say to pick up a chick?

1. "Hey baby, your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."


2.
Me: "If I told you I had a 2 inch dick, would you still do me?"

Girl: "No!"

Me: "Good, because mine is 10 inches!"



3. "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"

4. "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night"

Post yours.

[Hero2]

1. do you have a quarter because my mom wants me to call her when i meet the girl of my dreams

2. was your father a butcher because it looks like someone shoved two finey cut hams down the back of your dress

[CrOnO_LiNk]

"Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?"



I didn't make that one up myself, but it cracked me up.

[Bond]

"There's a lot I can do with a freak."

[GameMaster]

"No, that's not marshmallow on my face, I just finished swallowing my best friend's load, want to have s'mores?"

[Dyne]

Damnit.. I saw the best one the other night, too... but now I can't remember it for the life of me.

[Happydude]

*"accidentally" drop keys or other object*

"oops, i dropped my keys....wanna f*ck?"

[Dylflon]

"Oh, i seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?"

[DeathsHand]

"Wanna go back to my van and listen to some Chumbawamba?"

[Jonbo298]

"Are you a farmer? Because you sure can raise some cocks"

[Vampyr]

"Nice shoes...wanna F*ck?"

Okay, no one ever use that, okay? It doesnt work.

I read this one somewhere before:

"Someone call the police, because this girl just stole my heart."

[Perfect Stu]

Wow, you must have mirrors in your jeans, cause I can see myself in them

I go by Perfect Stu. (That's so you'll know what to scream)

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

Wow, you must have mirrors in your jeans, cause I can see myself in them

I go by Perfect Stu. (That's so you'll know what to scream)

Heh, are you wanting to get laid or slapped?

[Perfect Stu]

Originally Posted by Vampyr

Heh, are you wanting to get laid or slapped?

lol, dude

if you actually thought I would use those lines, you're sadly mistaken.

they are in there simply for comic relief.

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

if you actually thought I would use those lines, you're sadly mistaken.

I know you wouldnt, I was being sarcastic and playing along.