Your Pick up Lines
 

Ok, you all know what this is about. If you're drunk, and pretend it's really not you, what would you say to pick up a chick?

1. "Hey baby, your place or mine? Tell you what, I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."


2.
Me: "If I told you I had a 2 inch dick, would you still do me?"

Girl: "No!"

Me: "Good, because mine is 10 inches!"

:rofl:

3. "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"

4. "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night"

Post yours. :)

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

1. do you have a quarter because my mom wants me to call her when i meet the girl of my dreams

2. was your father a butcher because it looks like someone shoved two finey cut hams down the back of your dress

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

"Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?"

:rofl:

I didn't make that one up myself, but it cracked me up.

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

"There's a lot I can do with a freak."

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"No, that's not marshmallow on my face, I just finished swallowing my best friend's load, want to have s'mores?"

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

Damnit.. I saw the best one the other night, too... but now I can't remember it for the life of me. :(

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*"accidentally" drop keys or other object*

"oops, i dropped my keys....wanna f*ck?"

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"Oh, i seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?"

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"Wanna go back to my van and listen to some Chumbawamba?"

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"Are you a farmer? Because you sure can raise some cocks"

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"Nice shoes...wanna F*ck?"

Okay, no one ever use that, okay? It doesnt work.

I read this one somewhere before:

"Someone call the police, because this girl just stole my heart."

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

Wow, you must have mirrors in your jeans, cause I can see myself in them

I go by Perfect Stu. (That's so you'll know what to scream)

:stud:

Re: Your Pick up Lines
 

Heh, are you wanting to get laid or slapped? :rolleyes:

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lol, dude

if you actually thought I would use those lines, you're sadly mistaken.

they are in there simply for comic relief.

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I know you wouldnt, I was being sarcastic and playing along.