Members Revisited: PureEvil

Bond · 05-07-2009, 05:07 PM

A seemingly narcissistic and maniacal jackass, PureEvil was an Administrator at GameTavern for quite a while.

What does everyone remember of this dastardly dude?

Angrist · 05-07-2009, 05:49 PM

I guess he was as old as me, or older? Should be 25+ now?
The only thing I can remember is that he used to know his games.

Teuthida · 05-07-2009, 06:24 PM

I remember him as a cock-faced bull-twat-licking mutherfudger covered in the bastard sauce of a pregnant mongoose's sweaty taint dripping of Marmaduke's dog juice sipping on gin and juice and not even good juice but pulpy expired apple juice while he scruffed the knees of a wombat in heat yelling "I can see my house from here" as he kicked children waiting for the schoolbus in their necks and stole their lunch money to be spent on newspapers (he liked to stay current and nothing wrong with that) which he later used to make paper machete dolls he'd lather up in the eye secretions of pink eyed forensic scientist on trial for kidnapping lab squirrels of which what he did with the jury is still out on.

Oh, and happy birthday.

BlueFire · 05-07-2009, 06:40 PM

As I've said before, I remember AIM chats in which nwochrisnwo and PureEvil invited random members from GT. They would then harass the confused GT members.

Haha..good times.

BreakABone · 05-07-2009, 07:35 PM

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3017

This is a fun read, I don't remember Sykkie though.

Ric · 05-07-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gekko

BreakABone is racist too.

Man that was actually a pretty funny read. You can't be racist unless you are being racist about your own race and then you are taking the piss out of yourself which just makes it funny. For example as a white guy I shouldn't say this:

But it's cool if Chris Rock does. I find this funny as fuck. One of my favourite stand up comedy momets.

TheSlyMoogle · 05-07-2009, 08:55 PM

Oh my if only I had been around at the time. I would have been so banned.

Teuthida · 05-07-2009, 08:57 PM

I was banned so many times.

The Germanator · 05-08-2009, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3017

This is a fun read, I don't remember Sykkie though.

Wow...That thread was incredible. Sykkie was brilliant there, I wish he were still around.

KillerGremlin · 05-08-2009, 04:03 AM

Amazing, the forum has always been populated with a bunch of yokel Canadians. What gives?

TheGame · 05-08-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3017

This is a fun read, I don't remember Sykkie though.

Yeah that was entertaining. haha

Bond · 05-08-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Teuthida

I remember him as a cock-faced bull-twat-licking mutherfudger covered in the bastard sauce of a pregnant mongoose's sweaty taint dripping of Marmaduke's dog juice sipping on gin and juice and not even good juice but pulpy expired apple juice while he scruffed the knees of a wombat in heat yelling "I can see my house from here" as he kicked children waiting for the schoolbus in their necks and stole their lunch money to be spent on newspapers (he liked to stay current and nothing wrong with that) which he later used to make paper machete dolls he'd lather up in the eye secretions of pink eyed forensic scientist on trial for kidnapping lab squirrels of which what he did with the jury is still out on.

This paragraph deserves more attention. Simply brilliant.

BreakABone · 05-09-2009, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Amazing, the forum has always been populated with a bunch of yokel Canadians. What gives?

I think most of the Canadians just kept spawning off.

Like PureEvil/NwoChris/LoudHoward, I believe were all friends to some degree.
I believe Joeiss almost might have known some of them. I think he met Dyne or Perfect Stu, I can't remember.
Happydude/Yes Yes I Am/Gimpy/Mushlafa also happen to all be friends somewhat.
And you already know about the mini-Poco army they are building.

I do find it funny that some of our more... inflammatory members have been Canadian.

That country just knows how to produce pricks.

Fox 6 · 05-09-2009, 02:53 AM

I find it funny that the most meddling, sleuthy, creeper is Three 3arl

KillerGremlin · 05-09-2009, 03:13 AM

Seriously though, who plays the "discriminating against Canadians" card. No one cares about Canadians or the French people that make up like 80% of the country.