Re: Police Break in to Find Home-Alone Hamster
Oh man, Hamsters are awesome.
Growing up, I always had one.
And they were all awesome.
One we had in a medium sized metal cage, that goes triangular at the top (like the roof of a house) and if you put celery up there, it would climb up, hang on, and eat it, then drop down.
Then another one, we bought it a super huge plastic cage. It has tubes going left and right, and even up, so it has an upstairs, and everything. It even had a frigging room for a bathroom. (Strangely enough, it knew where to go).
But this guy was clever. There was a plastic wheel, and the whole thing was maybe a foot and a bit in width. So he would go underneath the plastic running wheel, and slowly climb up the outside until he got to the top of the wheel. Then, he would streth across, and grap onto the edge of the top part of the cage. He would dangle there, with his front paws, and chew. He was trying to escape. He chewed it so low after a while, we had to put rocks on the top to weigh the metal cover down over the big hole he chewed, because if we didnt, he would squeeze out.
*Nostalgia*
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