Some of George Carlins Quotes that Make "sense"..
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( I agree with this one if the black box in never hurt why don't we make the plane out of it)
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Ok... thats about enough of that
