I don't know why, but that last joke actually made me smile

Perhaps I'm getting more and more immature by the second

And please don't kill me, BLueFire. I don't post bad jokes to upset you; Your reactions simply work as a kind of bonus. By the way, Stu, why don't you like Woody Allen? I admit that his newer films aren't very funny, but almost all of the movies that he directed in the 70s and 80s were hilarious.
*shrugs and eats poosay*