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Re: Phoenix vs. Centaur
Old 07-08-2009, 08:19 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin View Post
I figure you could probably just dump some water or use a fire extinguisher on the Phoenix while it is regenerating, that or pull a Conker's Bad Fur Day and just extinguish the flame with your bladder full of beer.

Seriously though, the Phoenix would kick the shit out of the Centaur. The Phoenix has a long history of being an awesome mythical creature, and the Centaur exists because some human decided he wanted to put his penis into a horse.

Would you rather bow down to some horse fucking ancestor or some mystical fire bird! Yeah, that's what I thought.
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