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Originally Posted by Dylflon
Essentially, my penis couldn't be contained.
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You should name your penis Bruce Banner. Could be a good pickup line to segue into the story of how your penis can't be contained and all.
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Originally Posted by jeepnut
I should ask the girlfriend if she has a preference...
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Most of my imaginary lady friends say they don't mind if a guy is cut or not. Honestly the biggest complaint I get is how a guy grooms himself, which oddly is proportional to the amount of time girls will spend downtown.