[Professor S]

OH HELL NO. That can't... I mean she isn't... the man is an alien for Christ's sake...

Are you sure she wasn't just an "escort" for the night? Yes, she must be a paid prostitute. NO! I don't care what you say! SHE'S A FILTHY WHORE!

Thats the only reasoning that will let me sleep tonight.

*Professor S comes back to sanity*

Who knew socialism got you hot babes? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!