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Re: Requesting relationship help?
Old 03-20-2007, 08:13 PM   #5
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Girls aren't for talking, they're for *******. They're also useful for ****** **** until you *** ****. You can also **** them **** backwards and **** their sweet ******** ****.


Actually what you should do is ask her open-ended questions, especially about things she likes. Everyone's favorite topic is themselves. Say "Tell me about..." or "How do you feel about....." If she gives a one word answer just stare at her with a "go on" look and she'll keep talking to break the awkward silence.
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