Alright, these are horrible Haikus i wrote yesterday while on vacation because my mom said shed give me a dollar for every one i wrote.
I wrote 47.
Im only posting a select few.
Beware, for those who like poetry, look away.
All are 5/7/5 ( for the most part, gimme a break, and all are 3 lines only)
A loud Bang above
A child laughs very happy
This hotel is lame
A can of Pepsi
The can is blue and empty
I think i drank it
A bump on my ear
The surgury didnt work
I want to sue him
Poems are easy
This one took me ten seconds
I am very bored
A loud car drives by
The kids inside look like punks
Man, I dont like them
This is a Haiku
Im looking at a mountain
This poem is lame
My spine really hurts
These beds are like tables
I cant wait to leave
Rubicks cubes are tough
I need to peel the stickers
Because i am dumb
I have wrote ten poems
I will probably write more
Someone needs a life
I feel very sick
The pills dont help my stomach
I am going to puke
There is no more room
My mom wanted to write a poem
I've used all the space
I have no clean clothes
I need a washing machine
Im starting to smell
Good clouds are white
I think the sky is racist
nobody likes rain
Eggs dont come from cows
Chickens dont give us much milk
That would just be weird
Poems dont have to rhyme
A Haiku is proof of that
These poems are easy
The sun likes to rise
It makes everything brighter
The sun likes to set