(Game) I have it worse
 

Okay. Here's a fun game to be played. It's called "I Have It Worse".

Here's how it goes:

I say something like:

This morning I stubbed my toe

And the next preson would say something that is slightly related to the previous statement:

I lost my toes due to frostbite.

And then a third person would try to up the ante:

All my grow out of my face and I have toes on my face.




And it goes on like that. Try to be creative. Oh! And you have to wait for two people to post before you can post again.




I'll start us off.




I stepped in a puddle and got my pant leg wet.

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I stepped on a baby got in trouble and got thrown into Jail.

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EDIT: Never mind, my bad! :p

Anyway, when I was a baby my parents left me lying in a puddle for a whole day. :(

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You're paying about as much attention as Ominub is....Jonbo didnt say anything. :unsure:

Anyway....

This one time, a puddle came alive and ate me.

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I splashed a puddle into a school bus, making it swerve into oncoming traffic and kill 50 children.

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Yeah?

well... i remember a tale to end all tales, its was about a 4 baby turtles that stepped in a puddle, but it wasnt an ordinary puddle, it was a MUTANT SLUDGE PUDDLE then they were transformed into...... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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:lol:

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Now, don't be afraid to change the subject if the persons previous post includes some other elements.

Oh yeah, well one time I was watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they jumped out of my TV and kicked me in the face.

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one time i got kicked in the face by a 500 pound gorilla ... now I am blind and can't taste watermelon

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I pretend to be blind when I'm tasting the gorilla's massive...

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I was adopted by a gorilla family, and a monkey.........i eat nothing but bananas.

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I've eaten nothing but bananas ever since my gorilla wife left me...

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Well I wish she would have stayed with you, I can't get the ugly bitch off me. :eek:
edit: GM you can't.

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Can I get off by looking at you? When my wife tried, she got angry at me.

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My wife got shot out of a cannon into the sun.

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My son slept with your mom.

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My neighbor is hoping her grandson will get her pregnant.

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but to no avail, as she had no maternal cycles in her, as such the grandson had no hope into having a child

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I am the grandson.

Top that...

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I am the grandma.

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I am also a grandmother but I don't have bones.

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speaking of bones, i know of this guy that cant get one :lol:

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OMG IT'S YOU!!!

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Oh yeah? What if you have ED and ADD at the same time, like me? Maybe two negatives equal a positive, but no..

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What about if you have dyslexia, like me? My girlfriend, Marion, hasn't spoken to me ever since I sent her a Valentine's Gift addressed to "Marlon".

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My girlfriend shot me in the leg with a shotgun after I broke up with her.

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I got shot with a cannon.

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I took a shot of vodka just before sleeping with your grandma

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(Crash just had to bring back the grandma :D)

After dinner at McDonalds, I ate my grandma out in a cheap hotel.

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Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?

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I'm completely covered in herpes from head to toe.

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(that's some funny $#!T)

Your sisters camel toe is showing!

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A camel crushed my toes by stepping on them. :(

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Because I like to save food from greedy others, a camel crushed my 'family jewels', while I was sleeping.

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A camel spit in my eyes and now I can't see.

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Well, at least you have seen. I was born without eyes.

*ponders how he read a typed message then....*

:sneaky:

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your GRANDMOTHER'S camel toe is showing

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I got drunk and made out with two chicks who just ran out of the forest.

The bad part was that the two chciks were your mom and grandma and they ran out of the "Ugly Forest"

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I explored my grandma's forest with my tongue.

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But I FOUND MY WAY OUT!!!