Would you rather...?
 

These are the circumstances. A powerful deity descends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, you must live out the remainder of your life plagued with a terrible curse - a bizarre behavioral disorder, an outrageous physical deformitty, an irksome inconvience, etc. The deity is not without compassion, however. He allows you to choose between two possible fates.
from "Would You Rather" by Heimberg and Gomberg

Would you rather...
appear as Yasir Arafat in the mirror
or
have a bizarre neurological condition where anytime you enter a room, Darth Vader's theme sounds?
Things to consider: shaving, dating, public rest rooms.


Would you rather...
have your eyes and nipples switch places
or
your nose and perineum?


Would you rather...
have a sinus infection where anytime you sneeze while in the presence of others, they change sex
or
have the inability to distinguish between babies and English muffins?

1. The Darth Vader thing, that would be sick as :D

2. The nose one, dont ask why.

3. The sneezing one.

1: Anything but arafat... soooo the darth vader thing?

"shaving, dating, public rest rooms."

I've never shaved (and if ridley thought gekko should start shaving... at least i think it was ridley... he should see me... :p)... Dating is the only real option for me to consider... well, at least for now... :p

2: Nipple one... I guess... "The nose one, dont ask why"... heh... heh... heh... :sneaky: I don't even wanna go into this one...

3: The english muffin one...

I don't like english muffins, and I don't like being around babies, so I'd run in fear from either one ;)

1. Darth Vader. That would be so cool! ESPECIALLY when you go into public restrooms!

2. My eyes....

3. Hmm..... The muffin one.

1. D.V song in the background.

2. Eyes and nipples

3. Sneezing (I love muffins, so I wouldn't risk it ;))

1. Actually its a fantasy of mine to have D.V. music in the backround:-o

2. Eyes <-> Nipples

3. Mmmmmmmm...muffins..."WHAAAAAAA!"

Darth Vador

Could someone tell me what a perinium is?

The sinus one...that would be great...maybe...

Look it up at dictionary.com... heh... heh... heh...

1. Both
2. Neither
3. Sneze (even though it would be hell of wierd)

tea, THAT TOLIET ANI'T SEEN NOTHING YET.

1.DEFINETLY THE DARTHVADER THING.

2.NOSE

3.English muffins, although i love muffins. But that sex changing thing, that would just be FCUKING FREAKY.

Would you rather...
have a digitally blurred face like criminals on TV
or
have your range of bodily movement reduced to that of a G.I. Joe action figure?


Would you rather...
have an invairable tendency to introduce yourself and others in a voice and style of a professional wrestling announcer (e.g., "From parts unknown, at 155 pounds...")
or
be unable to go anywhere without a bickering entourage of Vietnamese politicians?


Would you rather...
be restricted in writing utensils to lip balm
or
be plagued with the inescapable and involuntary tendency to insert the word "bucket" as every other word you say?
Example: "Hey bucket, Seth. Bucket, how've bucket you bucket been?"

1) Digitally blurred face. That would be quite fun, nobody could ever identify you! Unless they said, "That guy with the blurry face!"

2) Wrestling announcer. That would be sweet. I have always wanted to talk like that.

3) Bucket!!! That would be one hell of a riot. I think I would be the funniest person on Earth if I did that.

Ditto... Even though I hate wrestling. :D

1: blurred thing

2: Bickering people are funny... Wrestling people are annoying...

3: I'll bucket chose bucket the bucket bucket bucket one bucket...

1) Hmm..... I'll take the face.

2) The wrestling announcer thing.

3) I bucket would bucket the bucket.

Blur Face Bucket
Bucket Bucket
Bickering bucket people bucket.

1. vader music. (that would be sweet)

2. I don't think either of these would work. I mean imagine someone taking of their shirt and you see there chest looking back at you. (freaky)/

3. def the baby one. It would suck to sneeze in front of a guy and him turn intot a girl, becoming attracted to me.....ahahhahaha

*surf runs away screaming and ripping hair out of his head*

You Have Been Cursed

Would you rather...
vomit marbles?
or
sweat cheese?
Things to consider: projectile vomiting, jogging.

Would you rather be...
the guy on an assembly line who stamps the price tag on a bag of pretzels, fourteen hours a day
or
Richard Simmons' personal assistant?

Would you rather be...
a super-villain called "The Pharmacist"
or
the god of upholstrey?

:eek:

DEAR GOD NOOOOO!

J/K :D

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Vomit Marbles - Could come in handy in fights, or tough situations, plus you can make a HUGE marble collection!

Assembly Line - I would never be caught dead talking to Richard Simmons... God I hate that guy.

Super Villain Called, The Pharmasist - Haha... the villain that helps people... Or the villain that gets all of his drugs for free from the stores? :hmm:

lmao, nice picture DH. That's exactly how I imagined it