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Swan 03-11-2009 07:29 PM

I just made some kid cry
 
So I was sitting on my couch watching some TV when I hear something hit my window. I look out and see that the window is cracked and broken. Look into the forest next to my house and see some kids there. I grab my shoes and run out after them. Sneak up on them and they run. I grab one of them because he falls. He starts to cry his eyes out. I ask him what the fuck he thinks he was doing. He keeps crying and mumbling about how he didn't do it, how it was his friends.
I drag him back to my place, get him to give me his parents number after about ten minutes of him saying he doesn't know it. He calls them, tells them what happened and they come over. His mom, little sister and cousin(who was hot and foreign) come over.

Well, youknow how it goes. Got their information, the kid felt bad.

That was my day

Combine 017 03-11-2009 08:00 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Hahahahaha, thats awesome. How old was the kid and is your window going to be fixed?

Fox 6 03-11-2009 08:12 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Shouldve locked him in a trunk until he spilled.

Or water board.

BreakABone 03-11-2009 08:19 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Now that you re-tell the story, it sounds like you are the monster from horror movies who was stalking his prey than dragged it back to your lair.

And the kid was like 12 I believe.

Bond 03-11-2009 08:44 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Do you have your own house?

Fox 6 03-11-2009 09:54 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
What exactly was it that broke the window?

GameMaster 03-11-2009 09:56 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Forest next to your house, haha.

I wish I had a forest next to my house.

All I got are stupid neighbors.

In your defense, it doesn't really sound like you made him cry. More like he just caved under the fear of what was going to happen. Unless you yelled at him or looked really scary.

BlueFire 03-11-2009 10:09 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
I have to admit, I thought this story was going to take a disturbing turn for the worse.

Dylflon 03-11-2009 10:12 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Well Swan does have a pretty consistent history of committing rape...


statutory and otherwise

Swan 03-11-2009 10:40 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
No rape has been committed, they were all legal age.

And I did yell at him. Bastards broke my window with sling shotted rocks.

And I live at my moms house, but she doesn't really live here, she just pays the rent

KillerGremlin 03-12-2009 02:35 AM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Way to let pedobear down.

Angrist 03-12-2009 08:23 AM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Hm it sucks that you just got one of the omega kids and not the alpha male. I would probably have left the crybaby and gone after the jerk with the biggest mouth.

Professor S 03-12-2009 08:43 AM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
I hope you know you could have been charged with kidnapping and inprisonment. Ethically, I'm right there with you, but if that kid's parents were dicks, you'd be in jail.

KillerGremlin 03-12-2009 01:57 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor S (Post 246562)
I hope you know you could have been charged with kidnapping and inprisonment. Ethically, I'm right there with you, but if that kid's parents were dicks, you'd be in jail.

Especially in this day of age where everyone is a predator or a rapist. I read an interesting article talking about how as an adult male you are better off not helping little kids because you might come off as a rapist or something crazy.

Combine 017 03-12-2009 07:56 PM

Re: I just made some kid cry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Swan (Post 246520)
No rape has been committed, they were all legal age.

Yeah but that was before the age of consent was changed.


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