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I got hit by a bus and then the bus spat exhaust on me and then i got kicked by a hobo.

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i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....


i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

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Heh, no. Not mad. Not yet. You'll all know me when I am mad..

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Well at least you have a tongue, I lost mine to leprosy. Then I lost both my arms, I had to type this with the stumps that are left.

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At least you have a torso that you can have your stumps attached to.

I have no torso.

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I sleep in filth and eat soiled clothing.

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I dont see how that is worse but whatever... But at least you have soiled clothing to eat and filth to sleep on. The last thing I ate was some bread I found outside of a barn and now im in a coma from eating rat poison.

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Well, I ate the dead rat that the rat poison killed.

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I went to the doctor the other day because parts of my leg were missing. I was hanging out by that barn the other day anyways. It was most likely the rat that was eating me.

Oh, and I'm made of asbestos.

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My Doctor gives me placebo pills daily so that my mind tricks itself into making me think I'm being cured when in fact it's all just in my head.

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Your post has to have something to do with the previous post. Come on!

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Oh yeah? Well I AM an asbestos! *wonders what an asbestos is, then realises that it's probably the toxic material that they made houses of*
Seriously, I inhaled asbestos. Some stupid pathetic loster-farmer was crushing the illegal stuff because he wanted to bury it. I had to help him crush it... not kidding. :(

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Well im made of lead, I fell in a river and now I can't get out, and it's cold and wet.

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But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

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I got a canister of nuclear waste poured on me as a practical joke. Now when I go near plants, animals or people, they die.