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I fell off of a dead baby truck.

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Santa ordered me to get down on all fours and close my eyes.

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Damnit, Jeff.

Stop doing that. I'll destroy you.

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And then Santa decided not to feed the carrot to the Reindeer.

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Santa's Elvs beat me with seasoned trout once they heard of my naughtiness

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some of you seem a little too intrigued by male/male anal sex :unsure:

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I had to be a Santa's village elf one time. And then at lunch I had a burrito and the burrito was too spicy.

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I just had to say what I said, it wouldn't have been right if I hadn't. It was a good laugh, wasn't it?

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Let's try to get this thread closed. :) :p
It's on it's way to beating my longest thread. :(

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Santa wanted to fill more than just my stocking...

And cookies weren't the only thing I fed him that was warm...

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Santa made me wipe bits of chocolate off his brown eye.

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I'd appreciate it if you guys would play the game properly and not try to get it closed.

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Seriously guys, this is getting out of hand. Knock it off. We can have fun without going overboard. And you all know overboard... So don't go there.

You don't want to make me mad...

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I made thatmariolover mad.

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I was hit by a bus.