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Haha. That's great.

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Michael Jackson taught me how to moon-walk...on his lap.

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Michael Jackson sent me a present for my birthday and inside was a box that contained a rare flesh eating disease. I don't have any skin anymore and it makes me cry and it hurts when I cry because the salt in my tears burns my skinless body.

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My entire body is covered in foreskin

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I have foreskin in four places...but you'll never guess where

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Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.

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My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew

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OUCH!!!!!

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You guys are doing the gross thing again.

Banned words:
Grandma,Grandmother,Granny
Foreskin


I have corkscrews for fingers and can't become intimate with a woman because I poke her with my corkscrew fingers by accident and then she doesn't talk to me anymore.

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Santa said he wanted to put his corkscrew in me. (Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!)

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When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.

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Gamemaster said "Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!", not "Let's get Acebot44 banned." :p

BTW, that was the funniest thing I've read in this topic yet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Santa and my gra ... uncle spanked me with a corkscrew because I was wearing stockings.

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My uncle dressed me in stocking's and sold me for $2 a trick

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Santa pumped my stocking full of sweet candy.
and also put presents under my tree.






SANTA IS REAL......



good at sex

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i remember me sitting on santa's lap

and when he stood up, i didnt fall off...:D