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some of you seem a little too intrigued by male/male anal sex :unsure:

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I had to be a Santa's village elf one time. And then at lunch I had a burrito and the burrito was too spicy.

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I just had to say what I said, it wouldn't have been right if I hadn't. It was a good laugh, wasn't it?

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Let's try to get this thread closed. :) :p
It's on it's way to beating my longest thread. :(

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Santa wanted to fill more than just my stocking...

And cookies weren't the only thing I fed him that was warm...

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Santa made me wipe bits of chocolate off his brown eye.

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I'd appreciate it if you guys would play the game properly and not try to get it closed.

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Seriously guys, this is getting out of hand. Knock it off. We can have fun without going overboard. And you all know overboard... So don't go there.

You don't want to make me mad...

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I made thatmariolover mad.

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I was hit by a bus.

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I got hit by a bus and then the bus spat exhaust on me and then i got kicked by a hobo.

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i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....


i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

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Heh, no. Not mad. Not yet. You'll all know me when I am mad..

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Well at least you have a tongue, I lost mine to leprosy. Then I lost both my arms, I had to type this with the stumps that are left.

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At least you have a torso that you can have your stumps attached to.

I have no torso.

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I sleep in filth and eat soiled clothing.

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I dont see how that is worse but whatever... But at least you have soiled clothing to eat and filth to sleep on. The last thing I ate was some bread I found outside of a barn and now im in a coma from eating rat poison.

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Well, I ate the dead rat that the rat poison killed.

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I went to the doctor the other day because parts of my leg were missing. I was hanging out by that barn the other day anyways. It was most likely the rat that was eating me.

Oh, and I'm made of asbestos.

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My Doctor gives me placebo pills daily so that my mind tricks itself into making me think I'm being cured when in fact it's all just in my head.

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Your post has to have something to do with the previous post. Come on!

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Oh yeah? Well I AM an asbestos! *wonders what an asbestos is, then realises that it's probably the toxic material that they made houses of*
Seriously, I inhaled asbestos. Some stupid pathetic loster-farmer was crushing the illegal stuff because he wanted to bury it. I had to help him crush it... not kidding. :(

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Well im made of lead, I fell in a river and now I can't get out, and it's cold and wet.

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But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

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I got a canister of nuclear waste poured on me as a practical joke. Now when I go near plants, animals or people, they die.

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I'd be happy just to see plants animals and people, I was underground and a cave collapsed, now I have to live off of rocks, which suprisingly taste like chicken.

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Chicken?

unfourtunatly you metioned chicken because, my eyes were plucked out by the chicken claws.

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Chicken claws?

Unfortunately you mentioned chicken claws, because my chicken claws were pulled out by a dentist.

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Oh yeah? My chicken legs were pulled off by a rabid bunny.

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One time a foul tempered rabbit killed me and my travelling group while seeking the Holy Grail.

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Well, a French soldier farted in my general direction and told me that my mother was a hamster and that my father smelt of elderberries.

/monty python

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My 'french soldier' gets touched every night before I fall asleep.

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When I sleep I have night terrors and wet myself.....down there *points at gamemasters lap*

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You wet Gamemaster's lap?

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You bet your pooper I did.

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Somebody's asking for an angry TML... You don't want to see me angry. I'll turn you inside out and use your spine for floss, maggot.

Behave children.

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Monty Python rules. Good stuff that it's in WC3. :D "You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you.." "My favorite color's blue.. NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!"
:p