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I was in Cross Country in high school and sometimes on a run my girlfriend would pull me aside for some 'private time.' Little embarrassing trying to run with a third leg....

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I actually had one just now. The looser my pants are the worse it is...

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So you were just sitting there going through GT and got a boner and you're embarrassed by it?

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I do that to people....

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Oh, well I guess I really wasn't embarrassed by it...I thought we were just talking about getting boners at random times...

A friend of mine died recently and there were a lot of sexy girls at the visitation looking fine...I got a boner there. Is that bad?

Nah, he is probably laughing about it from the grave...love you Brent RIP.

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So I didn't think I actually had one of these stories until today when someone happened to remind me of mine.

So I'm at work sending uh... Well sending some very intriguing text messages back and forth to my current boyfriend when I get a photo back. Well needless to say it got me a bit aroused.

So I went to the bathroom and took a photo to send back.

Now the boner wasn't embarrassing at the time because it was well hidden by the bulky brown apron we have to wear at cracker barrel.

Well a couple of months later I got a new phone and sold my old razr phone to someone who worked at cracker barrel. Well let's just say i'm an idiot and forgot to clear off all the files from my phone.

It got passed around at work and eventually one of the people who work there exclaims "Oh isn't that the bathroom at cracker barrel?" for a while everyone thought I was a sick fuck for getting a boner at the barrel.

Haha.

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I'm sure some people get turned on by my oh so elegant words.
What can I say.

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Moogle, that was funny :lolz:

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I've gotten bored and sent suggestive text messages from work...ah, the blunders of sitting in an IT environment all day.....

High school was the worst. 9 periods, 7-hour days...the worst was the random gym class boner.

Does anyone here use the choke and kill technique where you pull the boner up to your stomach and choke it with the elastic part of your boxers or shorts so it dies?

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Nope, weirdo.

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I'm not weird, look:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=tuck+and+go

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...k%20and%20Fold

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tuck%20it%20up

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I normally just tuck it to one side and then stand up.

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Grade 10 Math class. Hottest girl in the school IMO sat directly infront of me and always had a cute thong on. Nearly failed that class...

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Did you teach her that trigonometry?