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Professor S 04-05-2006 11:44 AM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
I cannot eat oatmeal or cooked raisins, as they remind me of snot and swollen ticks, respectively.

Krypton 04-05-2006 02:57 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
I cant eat grapefruit without getting sick.

I cant be on the computer longer than 30 minutes without getting bored.

I cant whistle..well.

Blacklotus21 04-05-2006 03:08 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMaster
You also couldn't pass through our hallowed halls without being instantly linked as a mysterious connection to Neo.

I can't drink orange juice with pulp... bleck!

My dear Gamemaster, aren't you the one with loads of time on your hands to concern yourself more than anyone else with myself or Neo? Since that is the case, the obviously solution to the problem is to get a life outside a pc. You also may want to consider adding to your list of Simple things you cannot do: "Can't go posting without replying to BlackLotus about Neo because I have nothing better to do-GameMaster"
:wave:

Ginkasa 04-05-2006 05:19 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
I can't ride a bicycle.


/me shrugs and walks away

Typhoid 04-05-2006 06:32 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
-I can't sit in silence an not burst out laughing.
-I can't not tip a big tip
-I can't sit idly by and not sing when a song is being sung
-I can't stay still when music is being played; I need to move something.
-I can't look directly at the sun

GameMaster 04-05-2006 07:39 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklotus21
My dear Gamemaster, aren't you the one with loads of time on your hands to concern yourself more than anyone else with myself or Neo? Since that is the case, the obviously solution to the problem is to get a life outside a pc. You also may want to consider adding to your list of Simple things you cannot do: "Can't go posting without replying to BlackLotus about Neo because I have nothing better to do-GameMaster"
:wave:

All I want to know is who you are.

BlueFire 04-05-2006 07:45 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
I can't stay still.
I can't sit down and focus on a sheet of paper for a long time (SAT, ACT..fogetta about it).
I can't sit in class without doodling all over something.
I can't look at Play-Doh without smelling it.
I can't whistle either, despite numerous attempts since I was a child :[

more later. :]

DimHalo 04-05-2006 07:51 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
I can't believe that so many people can't whistle. I always thought I was one of few people...and that was why I get teased.

Perfect Stu 04-05-2006 09:06 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
you got teased for not being able to whistle? im a great whistler but i dont think i ever teased someone for not being able to...i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though

BlueFire 04-05-2006 09:23 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu
i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though

He certainly deserved that. Great job.

DimHalo 04-05-2006 09:49 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu
you got teased for not being able to whistle? im a great whistler but i dont think i ever teased someone for not being able to...i punched a guy once when he tried to whistle and spit on me instead, though


Way to take care of business.

Yeah, i got teased for not being able to whistle. So then I would try and I would get teased even more because of how silly I sounded when I tried.

jeepnut teased me about it too....

Dyne 04-05-2006 09:52 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Oh wait, I thought of something.

I can't wolf-whistle. How the hell do you do it? I can get a little sound after a ton of blowing, but it's usually shrill, hard to hold on to, and not even worth it.

Tips?

Other than that, I can whistle very well. But not with my fingers jammed in my mouth.

Perfect Stu 04-05-2006 10:02 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BLueFire
He certainly deserved that. Great job.



oh calm down I was 11 years old...he spit on my neck and i punched him. that's life. nobody was hurt...

fingersman 04-05-2006 10:05 PM

Re: Simple things you cannot do
 
Wow alot of people can't whistle......HAHAHAHAH LOSERS :p j/k



I can't snap my fingers
I can't play a game for a whole day like I use to
I can't stay home for long period of time without getting bored or sleeping or finding something to do.
I can't believe that macs can now use windows
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