(Game) I have it worse

[Dylflon]

Okay. Here's a fun game to be played. It's called "I Have It Worse".

Here's how it goes:

I say something like:

This morning I stubbed my toe

And the next preson would say something that is slightly related to the previous statement:

I lost my toes due to frostbite.

And then a third person would try to up the ante:

All my grow out of my face and I have toes on my face.




And it goes on like that. Try to be creative. Oh! And you have to wait for two people to post before you can post again.




I'll start us off.




I stepped in a puddle and got my pant leg wet.

[ominub]

I stepped on a baby got in trouble and got thrown into Jail.

[Canyarion]

EDIT: Never mind, my bad! :p

Anyway, when I was a baby my parents left me lying in a puddle for a whole day. :(

[Vampyr]

How's that related to what Jonbo said?

You're paying about as much attention as Ominub is....Jonbo didnt say anything. :unsure:

Anyway....

This one time, a puddle came alive and ate me.

[Blackmane]

I splashed a puddle into a school bus, making it swerve into oncoming traffic and kill 50 children.

[Dark Samurai]

Yeah?

well... i remember a tale to end all tales, its was about a 4 baby turtles that stepped in a puddle, but it wasnt an ordinary puddle, it was a MUTANT SLUDGE PUDDLE then they were transformed into...... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[Happydude]

Yeah?

well... i remember a tale to end all tales, its was about a 4 baby turtles that stepped in a puddle, but it wasnt an ordinary puddle, it was a MUTANT SLUDGE PUDDLE then they were transformed into...... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
:lol:

[Dylflon]

Now, don't be afraid to change the subject if the persons previous post includes some other elements.

Oh yeah, well one time I was watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they jumped out of my TV and kicked me in the face.

[DimHalo]

one time i got kicked in the face by a 500 pound gorilla ... now I am blind and can't taste watermelon

[GameMaster]

I pretend to be blind when I'm tasting the gorilla's massive...

[bobcat]

I was adopted by a gorilla family, and a monkey.........i eat nothing but bananas.

[mickydaniels]

I've eaten nothing but bananas ever since my gorilla wife left me...

[Canyarion]

Well I wish she would have stayed with you, I can't get the ugly bitch off me. :eek:
edit: GM you can't.

[GameMaster]

Can I get off by looking at you? When my wife tried, she got angry at me.

[Dylflon]

My wife got shot out of a cannon into the sun.

[Crash]

My son slept with your mom.

[GameMaster]

My neighbor is hoping her grandson will get her pregnant.

[Dark Samurai]

but to no avail, as she had no maternal cycles in her, as such the grandson had no hope into having a child

[thatmariolover]

I am the grandson.

Top that...

[Vampyr]

I am the grandma.

[Dylflon]

I am also a grandmother but I don't have bones.

[Dark Samurai]

speaking of bones, i know of this guy that cant get one :lol:

[One Winged Angel]

OMG IT'S YOU!!!

[Dyne]

Oh yeah? What if you have ED and ADD at the same time, like me? Maybe two negatives equal a positive, but no..

[mickydaniels]

What about if you have dyslexia, like me? My girlfriend, Marion, hasn't spoken to me ever since I sent her a Valentine's Gift addressed to "Marlon".

[Blackmane]

My girlfriend shot me in the leg with a shotgun after I broke up with her.

[Dylflon]

I got shot with a cannon.

[Crash]

I took a shot of vodka just before sleeping with your grandma

[GameMaster]

(Crash just had to bring back the grandma :D)

After dinner at McDonalds, I ate my grandma out in a cheap hotel.

[The Germanator]

Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?

[Dylflon]

I'm completely covered in herpes from head to toe.

[Crash]

Yet suprisingly, the McDonald's tasted worse, even though it didn't give me herpes....or did it?

(that's some funny $#!T)

Your sisters camel toe is showing!

[Canyarion]

A camel crushed my toes by stepping on them. :(

[mickydaniels]

Because I like to save food from greedy others, a camel crushed my 'family jewels', while I was sleeping.

[Dylflon]

A camel spit in my eyes and now I can't see.

[The Germanator]

Well, at least you have seen. I was born without eyes.

*ponders how he read a typed message then....*

:sneaky:

[HiddenPotential]

your GRANDMOTHER'S camel toe is showing

[Hero2]

I got drunk and made out with two chicks who just ran out of the forest.

The bad part was that the two chciks were your mom and grandma and they ran out of the "Ugly Forest"

[GameMaster]

I explored my grandma's forest with my tongue.

[Dark Samurai]

But I FOUND MY WAY OUT!!!

[Vampyr]

But I FOUND MY WAY OUT!!!

I found my way out of the ugly forest too!

[Dylflon]

I walked int oa forest where gnomes took my liver.

[Hero2]

I was beat up by a miget for calling him a gnome.

[Vampyr]

I was beat up by a miget for calling him a gnome.

I broke my fist when punching some guy who called me a gnome.

[Acebot44]

While playing football on my neighbors yard I tripped and fell onto a yard gnome which penetrated my rear.

[Hero2]

A yard gnome raped me in my sleep.

[HiddenPotential]

A yard gnome raped me and me sheep.

[Dylflon]

Some guy on GT showed me a video of a guy putting his head up a sheep's ass.

[Acebot44]

My Grandma spanks me and says I'm BAAAAAAAAHHHHD

[GameMaster]

My grandma put her foot on my crotch.

[Hero2]

Im your grandma.

Hey GM Grrrrrr.


Starts Stripping. =-D

[Dylflon]

If anyone mentions a grandma again, i'm shutting this game down.

[Jonbo298]

My grandma goes down
































to tie her shoe
(I had to, it was to easy)

[Dark Samurai]

ive heard that the shoe business is going down because of old people falling over

[thatmariolover]

I'm scarred for life because of this thread and the damned old people in it.

[Bube]

My bottom is scarred because my grandm..uhh..uncle spanked me.

I win! :p

[GameMaster]

My grandma asks me to spank my own monkey so she can watch.

[thatmariolover]

A monkey bit me in the nose. It fell off and now all I have is this mass of cartilage that smells like bananas if you squeeze it.

[Acebot44]

I saw Michael Jackson molest his monkey Bubbles :(

[Canyarion]

I saw Michael Jackson. :(

[thatmariolover]

I saw Michael Jackson. :(

Haha. That's great.

[The Germanator]

Michael Jackson taught me how to moon-walk...on his lap.

[Dylflon]

Michael Jackson sent me a present for my birthday and inside was a box that contained a rare flesh eating disease. I don't have any skin anymore and it makes me cry and it hurts when I cry because the salt in my tears burns my skinless body.

[Acebot44]

My entire body is covered in foreskin

[Jonbo298]

I have foreskin in four places...but you'll never guess where

[Dyne]

Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.

[Lord Germano]

Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.

My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew

[DimHalo]

My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew
OUCH!!!!!

[Dylflon]

You guys are doing the gross thing again.

Banned words:
Grandma,Grandmother,Granny
Foreskin


I have corkscrews for fingers and can't become intimate with a woman because I poke her with my corkscrew fingers by accident and then she doesn't talk to me anymore.

[GameMaster]

Santa said he wanted to put his corkscrew in me. (Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!)

[Acebot44]

When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.

[Bube]

When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.
Gamemaster said "Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!", not "Let's get Acebot44 banned." :p

BTW, that was the funniest thing I've read in this topic yet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Santa and my gra ... uncle spanked me with a corkscrew because I was wearing stockings.

[Lord Germano]

My uncle dressed me in stocking's and sold me for $2 a trick

[Hero2]

Santa pumped my stocking full of sweet candy.
and also put presents under my tree.






SANTA IS REAL......



good at sex

[Dark Samurai]

i remember me sitting on santa's lap

and when he stood up, i didnt fall off...:D

[thatmariolover]

I fell off of a dead baby truck.

[GameMaster]

Santa ordered me to get down on all fours and close my eyes.

[Dylflon]

Damnit, Jeff.

Stop doing that. I'll destroy you.

[ZebraRampage]

And then Santa decided not to feed the carrot to the Reindeer.

[Acebot44]

Santa's Elvs beat me with seasoned trout once they heard of my naughtiness

[HiddenPotential]

some of you seem a little too intrigued by male/male anal sex :unsure:

[Dylflon]

I had to be a Santa's village elf one time. And then at lunch I had a burrito and the burrito was too spicy.

[ZebraRampage]

some of you seem a little too intrigued by male/male anal sex :unsure:

I just had to say what I said, it wouldn't have been right if I hadn't. It was a good laugh, wasn't it?

[Canyarion]

Let's try to get this thread closed. :) :p
It's on it's way to beating my longest thread. :(

[GameMaster]

Santa wanted to fill more than just my stocking...

And cookies weren't the only thing I fed him that was warm...

[Acebot44]

Santa made me wipe bits of chocolate off his brown eye.

[Dylflon]

I'd appreciate it if you guys would play the game properly and not try to get it closed.

[thatmariolover]

Seriously guys, this is getting out of hand. Knock it off. We can have fun without going overboard. And you all know overboard... So don't go there.

You don't want to make me mad...

[The Germanator]

I made thatmariolover mad.

[Hero2]

I was hit by a bus.

[Dylflon]

I got hit by a bus and then the bus spat exhaust on me and then i got kicked by a hobo.

[Dark Samurai]

i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....


i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

[thatmariolover]

I made thatmariolover mad.

Heh, no. Not mad. Not yet. You'll all know me when I am mad..

[FissionMailed]

i was the kid in that infamous video of the school bus crashing....


i bit my tougue pretty hard, that day,

good times, good times

Well at least you have a tongue, I lost mine to leprosy. Then I lost both my arms, I had to type this with the stumps that are left.

[Dylflon]

At least you have a torso that you can have your stumps attached to.

I have no torso.

[GameMaster]

I sleep in filth and eat soiled clothing.

[FissionMailed]

I dont see how that is worse but whatever... But at least you have soiled clothing to eat and filth to sleep on. The last thing I ate was some bread I found outside of a barn and now im in a coma from eating rat poison.

[The Germanator]

Well, I ate the dead rat that the rat poison killed.

[Dyne]

I went to the doctor the other day because parts of my leg were missing. I was hanging out by that barn the other day anyways. It was most likely the rat that was eating me.

Oh, and I'm made of asbestos.

[GameMaster]

My Doctor gives me placebo pills daily so that my mind tricks itself into making me think I'm being cured when in fact it's all just in my head.

[Dylflon]

Your post has to have something to do with the previous post. Come on!

[Canyarion]

Oh yeah? Well I AM an asbestos! *wonders what an asbestos is, then realises that it's probably the toxic material that they made houses of*
Seriously, I inhaled asbestos. Some stupid pathetic loster-farmer was crushing the illegal stuff because he wanted to bury it. I had to help him crush it... not kidding. :(

[FissionMailed]

Well im made of lead, I fell in a river and now I can't get out, and it's cold and wet.

[Dyne]

But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

[Dylflon]

But I'm potassium feldspar. I'm radioactive and there's nothing you can do about it but melt. =o AND I'm pink! Wah!

I got a canister of nuclear waste poured on me as a practical joke. Now when I go near plants, animals or people, they die.

[FissionMailed]

I'd be happy just to see plants animals and people, I was underground and a cave collapsed, now I have to live off of rocks, which suprisingly taste like chicken.

[Dark Samurai]

Chicken?

unfourtunatly you metioned chicken because, my eyes were plucked out by the chicken claws.

[GameMaster]

Chicken claws?

Unfortunately you mentioned chicken claws, because my chicken claws were pulled out by a dentist.

[Dyne]

Oh yeah? My chicken legs were pulled off by a rabid bunny.

[Dylflon]

One time a foul tempered rabbit killed me and my travelling group while seeking the Holy Grail.

[The Germanator]

Well, a French soldier farted in my general direction and told me that my mother was a hamster and that my father smelt of elderberries.

/monty python

[GameMaster]

My 'french soldier' gets touched every night before I fall asleep.

[Acebot44]

When I sleep I have night terrors and wet myself.....down there *points at gamemasters lap*

[The Germanator]

When I sleep I have night terrors and wet myself.....down there *points at gamemasters lap*

You wet Gamemaster's lap?

[Acebot44]

You bet your pooper I did.

[thatmariolover]

You bet your pooper I did.

Somebody's asking for an angry TML... You don't want to see me angry. I'll turn you inside out and use your spine for floss, maggot.

Behave children.

[GameMaster]

You bet your pooper I did.

http://home.comcast.net/~synthoid/willrules.jpg

[Canyarion]

Monty Python rules. Good stuff that it's in WC3. :D "You're the king? Well I didn't vote for you.." "My favorite color's blue.. NO! YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!"
:p