Safety Tips.

[jeepnut]

I don't know if you guys have seen these already but I figured that I would go ahead and post them because I find them awefully funny.

Safety Tips (http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/)

[Jason1]

LOL That was halarious!

[Happydude]

:rofl:

that was funny!

i'll keep some of those in mind...like the meal :D

[GameMaster]

:rofl: Those are great! I love the stupid pictures also!

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

[Mechadragon]

Heh, those are great.

[Seven7]

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1045106392.gif lol that is funny stuff...http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1045131082.gif

[Ginkasa]

It just loads a white screen for me... :unsure:

*shrugs and walks away*

[Shadow_Link]

Heh, funny stuff.

[jeepnut]

Poor Ginkasa. I don't know, it works for me and it seems most of the others can see it so I don't know what to tell you. I guess just check back later.

[GameMaster]

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

[DimHalo]

Originally posted by GameMaster
http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Yes, that definately is one of the best ones. Very funny!

[GameMaster]

http://ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table2.gif

Should falling debree interupt you while you are looking at internet porn, you should not let it ruin a perfectly good erection. Stick your head between your legs and perform self gratifying acts.

[jeepnut]

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_open_door.gif
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

That one's my fave.

The terrorist arrows are nothing to mess with believe you me.